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 Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 6:55 pm
Meh, we all can be foul mouthed at times.
My girlfriend is major OCD for even numbers. She won't go out in groups of 3, 5, 7, 9, etc. She kisses me an even amount of times (normally 2 or 4.) She eats everything she can 2 at a time. She wants 2 kids, 2 pets... it goes on and on. I probably have my quirks though, so I can't judge.
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Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:42 pm
Every time my bf walks into a room where there is a TV on, he stops whatever he is doing and stares at it with his mouth open. It's weird...
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Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 4:23 pm
Hmm. My guy kind of gnaws on his knuckles when he's caught up in a TV show or a movie.
One of my exes could touch the tip of his tongue to his nose, and did this every time he was concentrating hard. So I'd walk into a room and see him reading or playing a video game with his tongue out. razz
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Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 10:02 pm
xXbelovedXxx Every time my bf walks into a room where there is a TV on, he stops whatever he is doing and stares at it with his mouth open. It's weird...
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 4:46 am
My guy is very cute. Very handsome. I love him a lot... until he makes this one face that is just awful. I've banned it from the bedroom because it's just horrible. I don't understand how he does it, but he screws up his face is such a way that he looks like someone who got messed up plastic surgery and botox. It's scary. He does it less now than he used to, probably because I just walk away when he tries to bug me with it. rolleyes He's such a weirdo.
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 1:24 pm
My ex had a "thing" for licking my eyeball. It was weird... I think it was a test of trust, in a way, and lucky for me I have contacts so I was used to my eye being touched. I've never heard before or since of that kind of fetish/curiosity. >.<
But yay for being single
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Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 7:21 pm
My wife makes this very irritating clicking noise with her tongue when she's thinking deeply. I love her, but it was especially annoying because all I had to rely on for the longest time was touch and sound.
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Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 7:55 am
My guy is always putting things in his mouth, his thumb, pens and like everything he finds laying around, just boop! right into his mouth and I'm like "whatthe ******** man?? take that s**t out of yer mouth!"
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Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 8:54 pm
Nutty_ The Squirrell Hm... let me see, where should I start My boyfriend loves writing erotic fanfiction ...This sounds like something MY boyfriend would say lol Um, he does play d&d a lot, which I'm only just coming to terms with... It helps that I now just ship all his characters... Also, he can't cook, can barely clean, and is basically a mjassive slob XP yet I love him anyway...
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Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 9:53 pm
i can remember my last boyfriend would always bring up stories when he got really nervous about something. he wanted to be a director so he would often come up with random stories but i can remember him messaging me on myspace (yes it was that long ago..) asking if he could kiss me, cuz in the 2 years we were dating we had our first kiss about a year and a half after we got together lol
so i told him that he could and then he asked if he could come over and show me something. and so in my head i was like "holy s**t!!! my first kiss!! im soooo excited!!" and as he rides up on his bike he hands me a short story he wrote. i was just standing there thinking "no one likes a lame tease you a*****e -_-" when he was leaving he surprised me with a kiss but at first i was super disapointed.
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Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 6:50 pm
TasmanianTiger My boyfriend spends hours... literally... HOURS on his nails. He has two or three nail grooming kits that he leaves in each room of our apartment, so that he can just grab one and go at it while he's watching tv/fooling around on the internet/working... no matter where he is! He has all these little bottles of clear or matte nail polish lying around too. Everyone just assumes that they're mine. -__- Okay, but that's actually kind of hilarious! xd My guy is all about keeping up appearances n'stuff, so you can catch him buffin' his nails a lot. 3nodding And he styles his hair every day. He's always gotta look the part. Then there's meeee. If I'm not in the mood to put clothes on, then. Well, it's a pretty average day. xp
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Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:40 am
Don't even get me started. I love my girlfriend but she's is so flippin' crazy! In a good way of course. First of all, she gets sucked into anything that's on TV, so bad so that you can't talk to her. She always loves to scare me. She hides behind ANYTHING and jumps out at me like 5 times a day. She has this really weird little voice she uses, like Stewart from MadTV. Plus I can't go near her without her either humping me, licking me, purposely drooling on me, slapping my butt or groping my boobs. If we weren't dating she could totally be in jail for sexual harassment. But, like I said I love her! lol
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Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 2:39 pm
Well, my boyfriend..oh lawd. Where to start. He has this weird thing with my face, he takes it and squeezes it and go "Oh! Your so cute! And he'll just make these awkward sounds when he's squishing my cheeks. He also has this weird thing with my butt, he'll just poke it with a pencil(or whatever he has with him) or a quick touch(not even a second long), then he immediatly looks guilty and apologizes saying he should be punished. And I'm just like, calm down. We also reversed roles, I am now the man of this relationship, and hes the woman...I don't know, he was always more feminine then me, and we have been labeled the most messed up couple, because we're polar opposites. I don't think mine were that weird, looking at others, but whatevs. whee
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