FastFresnel
Centipede earrings would be cool, if they wiggled around! Dalinian Mustachio, as in Salvador Dali? Also cool ...
How about contact lenses (so we can change our eye color at will), or sun-tan lotion, so we can change our skin color?
You have the right of it, Fresnel...a Dalinian Mustachio from our dear, beloved Megalomaniacal Salvador.
xd If they made one, I'd wear it with my Viking Goblin Girl Suit. And then I could instruct everyone how to properly speak English. Heck, we can add a recording of Dalinian English in vinyl format for an additional item. And a piano with a cat's head.
And wiggly earrings would be awesome....