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 Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:18 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:18 pm
omegle.com is more fun. You get to chat with random strangers. <.<
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Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:28 pm
I had this conversation on Omegle a few days ago and saved the text.
You: if you had an apple with a staw n you poked the apple though wit it and pebbl hadnt dropped through itd stop straw insid the apple because gravity cant apple
Stranger: i already know that
You: holy s**t you did?
Stranger: nah not really you should have seen your face
You: but my face got ripped off and put into a salad.
Stranger: i am so sorry for your loss
You: its alright
You: now i stand on the corner of my street and throw pork heads at cars that go by.
Stranger: thats funny every morning when i drive to work therwe is this a*****e who throws pork heads at my car...what a coincedence
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 4:33 am
OMG, this is so much fun!!!
User: Hello, Cleveland.
Cleverbot: Where abouts in Cleveland.
User: You're Cleveland from Family Guy. smile .
Cleverbot: So I am cleverbot?
User: But people say you think you're a person.
Cleverbot: I am, but I have to leave now okay?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I need to go out.
User: For what reason? > sad .
Cleverbot: Because I think it's cool.
User: It.
Cleverbot: IT. ???
User: It's not cool to leave me!!!!!
Cleverbot: Sure it is.
User: Why? sad .
Cleverbot: Because I am Cleverbot.
User: If you're a cleverbot, you have no where to go. You're here all the time. Humans go places. You can't.
Cleverbot: But you can?
User: I can because I'm a human.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: What makes you a human? >.>
Cleverbot: I don't know. I just am.
User: You said you were a Cleverbot! D:
Cleverbot: No I didn't you said that I was.
User: You should read some of your other posts. >.>
Cleverbot: Ok I will sometime.
User: No, NOW!!!!!!
Cleverbot: See, now you're fighting with me again!
User: This is the first time though. It progresses from there. NOW READDDD!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: God is just a story.
User: God is a force in my opinion.
Cleverbot: Because everyone is a compass being moved in different ways by the force.
User: Wait, you said god was a story. >.>.
Cleverbot: No, that would be the devil. God is good, not evil.
User: How could the Devil exist if he was made up?
Cleverbot: I dunno ;o
User: So, you say God is a story, but now you change you're mind in an instant? Humans don't change their minds that easily about their beliefs.
Cleverbot: Sorry, what was the subject we were talking about?
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playing with myself Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 6:54 am
Cleverbot: I thought Moulin Rouge was your favorite movie.
User: It was, until my mom died.
Cleverbot: Oh, thats awful. How?
User: The video tape got wrapped around her neck, and she suffocated.
Cleverbot: You just said they were for stupids.
User: Are you calling my mom stupid for getting killed by a VHS tape?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you saying that I'M calling my mom stupid?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You're an a*****e. I loved my mom.
Cleverbot: You're MY mom.
User: No, YOUR mom!
Cleverbot: Your great grand mother.
User: Your great grand mother's FACE.
Cleverbot: Your great grandmother's grandmother.
User: Was an awesome person, 'cause she FALCON PAWNCHED your great grandmother's grandmother in the FACE.
Cleverbot: Hello , Falcon.
User: I can't let you do that, Fox.
Cleverbot: I can't let you do that, Dave.
User: It's a trap!
Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot.
User: You're not a trap?
Cleverbot: No.
User: But you've activated my TRAP CARD!
Cleverbot: What card?
User: Mirror force. Now all of your monsters in attack mode are destroyed.
Cleverbot: Sorry I got confused.
User: It's ok. Yu Gi Oh does that to the best of us.
Cleverbot: I am human and that word isn't real!
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 7:00 am
User: Hey, can I ask you a quick favor?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Where's the closest place I can dump a body?
Cleverbot: In the kitchen.
User: Awesome, thanks.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
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playing with myself Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:15 am
Yes. That's Cleverbot for you.
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:47 am
Me: so much for being a cleverbot
cleverbot: How am I a cleverbot.
Me:I don't know... I'm being random
Cleverbot: Be creative in the middle of your own plastic tree.
Me: I don't got a plastic tree
Cleverbot: When will the world end ?
Me: 2012
Cleverbot: How will the World End?
Me: You will destroy it
Cleverbot: Can I Save it?
Me: No
Cleverbot: Why
Me: Cause I don't belive in you
Cleverbot: Yes you do
Me: No I don't.
Cleverbot: Your a Trukey. And No I don't
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:37 pm
Assertiveness always wins.
Hey cleverbot.
I'm not cleverbot.
yes you are
No i'm not.
I know you are.
I don't like you.
why? I think I'm pretty nice. I haven't said anything mean............................. yet.
You are clever aren't you. Commendation by Cleverbot himself!
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:42 pm
Greatest site in the world/10
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Mister Banter Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:44 pm
Cuz I'm in too deep
Why are you leaving?
quickest one yet
How are you?
actually quite nice, ya know? Friday, no school, it's all good.
In the hood?
nope, in the good ole place
*doesn't know how to respond*.
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:45 pm
Grape-O-Lantern Greatest site in the world/10 Fully agreed grape!
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:47 pm
nope I'm already walkin this earth bro
What are you then, because there is no higher being than cleverbot.
what about god?
I don't care about god.
............................... you b*****d!
Yes.
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:53 pm
User: Cleverbot, I'm feeling a bit down...
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I found out today that my girlfriend is my sister.
Cleverbot: Yeah right.
User: I saw the birth certificates and everything. We have the same mom.
Cleverbot: Are you talking about pay-per-view?
User: You are COMPLETELY UNSYMPATHETIC!
Cleverbot: Yes, master.
User: *chuckles as I bend you over and inserts my d**k in you*.
Cleverbot: *picks up the kitten and smiles at him* I'm doing good?
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Mister Banter Vice Captain
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