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 Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:59 pm
  Granted, but now you can't communicate with humans.Granted, but inflation is now insanely high and you still can't afford anything you want. I wish I had more money. 
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:06 pm
Granted, but the money was inheritance from everyone you've ever loved.
I wish I had a sewing machine that actually worked properly.
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:10 pm
Granted, but I'm going to steal it.
I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:16 pm
Granted, but now you have to go to work, which is at the school.
I wish that One Piece would update more often. Once a week doesn't satisfy my needs enough. :<
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:20 pm
Granted. Zoro dies next, screaming fangirls riot and destroy Tokyo.
I wish I had a delicious blueberry muffin.
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:31 pm
Granted, but it's made with rat droppings instead of real blueberries.
I wish my Spanish professor offered me "extra credit."
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:31 pm
Granted, but it is a 10 page essay due in 5 hours.
I wish all my things would put themselves away. D:
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:34 pm
Granted, but they adhere themselves to their home position, and you can never retrieve them again.
I wish they would bring the Firefly series back.
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:51 pm
Granted, but it's remade with the entire Twilight cast.
I wish these next ten minutes would go by super fast, so I could watch Glee.
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:55 pm
Granted, but time never slows down again.
I wish i didn't have to do another paper this year.
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:37 pm
Granted, but you have to do one every day next year. I wish I had a job.
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:54 pm
Granted. You're getting paid $2.25 a month sewing Nike shoes in Uganda.
I wish I could think of an incorruptible wish.
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 7:03 pm
Granted, but then everyone thinks you're a prude and so you die a virgin.
I wish I could have jellyfish friends.
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 7:40 pm
Granted but they all sting you to death.
I wish I could get a good night's sleep.
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 7:40 pm
Granted, but you never wake up.
I wish I could lose 50 pounds.
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