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 Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 6:27 am
>.<.......... I don't even know where to begin, except the crazy jokes...
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 9:03 pm
There is one thing I probably will never forget and it was a question he should have never asked. *Note: the tubas were on the end near the wall and one tuba faces one direction and the other faces the other tuba, one is played on the knee and the other across the lap because it's so big.*
BD: "Haylie, how come you keep getting closer and closer to the lockers?"
Haylie: "Because Travis and I keep banging....TUBAS!!!"
I don't recall any other stupid things he's said or asked.
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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:09 pm
"All right, we're gonna do this one more time, and then we're going to go in."
... 20 times later ...
"One more time, guys, and then we can go in."
... It's now raining on us ...
"Just one more time. I promise."
... Thunder and lightning. Our band director has now come off the scafolding, and the woodwinds are hiding their instruments in their clothing in a vain attempt to keep them dry so their pads don't fall off ...
"One more time."
... and we're all thinking, 'Can we kill him yet?'
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 8:24 am
BD- "Ah guys, that's like so SHAM-WOW!"
Alice- smile uhh...okay sir
BD- "What did you learn in school today? Sex, drugs, and rock and roll. NO. You learned to share!"
Alice- cool pffft....haha that's not awkward at all.
BD- "Trumpets! That was terrible! It was like dropping a new born baby on the concrete. Next time carry through."
Alice- eek
BD- "Oh, it's so hot out here. I know everyone's sweaty and tired, but let's just do this one more time and we'll go inside" (*after playing through once more we start to leave*) "WHOO! Going inside! Everyone's sweaty, come on, go, go, go! Let's get in the air conditioned rooms! OH FLUTES! How do you manage to stay so beautiful??!"
Alice- mrgreen We have our ways..
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 5:43 pm
we played michael jackson last year and he said something funny about one of the beats
i think it was hot fudge in the freezer
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 8:52 am
Me (showing him where I got one of my shots): Aren't you jealous of my Peanuts Band-aid?
BD: No, because I HAVE SOME TOO! HahaHAhaha!
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 1:33 pm
BD: My cosin's brother had this cat named fluffy that hated me and...(Keeps ranting for the whole class period)
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 11:17 pm
 "...so remember, bigger is not always better."
He was talking about clarinet reeds.
I couldn't help but sneaking something dirty in there.
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 11:35 pm
BD: "The clock is being a stupid communist pinko, and that is politically correct in this band room!"
BD: "I'm a married Band Director. You seriously think i have a twenty?"
BD: "I got into a car accident over the weekend. I was driving through a town and i saw a gun shop so i looked at it as i passed and then i rear-ended a car stopped at a red light. My truck was fine but the guy's car was totaled. The guy was a Russian immigrant, you could choke on the irony!"
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