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"...When you put it that way, I guess it'd be best to just let him know so we can get the initial reaction over with," Sparky decided reluctantly, knowing that the perverted little bee would probably make quite the fuss over it.
Leo looked down at his own Digivice before calling back, "Looks like we're getting close; we should get there any second now!"
BlackGuilmon frowned. "Well, probably, but where the heck is it then? We'd better find it quick - it can cause a lot of havoc if the wrong Digimon picks it up."
Shadow noticed a bit of movement out of the corner of his eye and immediately snapped his gaze over there, pausing and paling slightly. "Er, exactly what would 'the wrong Digimon' be, and what would happen exactly in that case?"
"Well, 'the wrong Digimon' would be pretty much any Digimon out there except me or any other good darkness-affilated digimon, and the effects tend to vary, with the best-case scenario being the Digimon getting a huge power boost at the cost of the Digimon in question going permanently and irreversibly insane, and the worst-case scenario being the complete and utter destruction of the Digital World via an all-consuming dark force beyond comprehension. Why do you ask?" BlackGuilmon asked, turning and following his gaze... only to pale drastically when he saw a pitch-black Rabbitmon standing there with the Crest of Darkness around its neck and a look of feral insanity in its eyes.
Silvermon, on the other hand, was thinking along different lines completely as he stared at the Rabbitmon with interest. 'I wonder what it tastes like...?'

Sparky groaned at that, but nevertheless nodded obediently... he just hoped FanBeemon wouldn't make too much of a scene upon finding out, or else he might end up strangling the little guy in a fit of rage.

Sure enough, BlackGuilmon's eyes were completely glued to Dianamon's sexy body, and so he completely missed the way the strange black Rabbitmon dodged every last one of the arrows before firing a sphere of dark energy from its mouth that Dianamon could dodge fairly easily (though it did have quite a bit of power behind it).
Silvermon, meanwhile, digivolved into Lapinmon, and before anyone noticed what he was doing, the little guy had leaped at the Rabbitmon... and promptly started gnawing on its head, causing everyone (even the Rabbitmon) to stop and stare at the eccentric young Digimon.

"In your dreams!" Leo then grinned and Digivolved Liamon to his Ultimate form, allowing the Digimon to go even faster, and soon they were at their destination - a vast wasteland with some sort of ruined temple in the middle of it.

Joe similarly blushed once he'd gotten his own clothes out and joined his lover, suddenly realizing that the walls weren't particularly soundproof, and that Evelyn had been moaning pretty loudly... meaning that he wouldn't have to tell FanBeemon, since everyone in the building probably already knew they had sex.

Lapinmon waited patiently for the Rabbitmon to finish tearing itself to shreds... and then promptly lunged with a feral hunger in his eyes, going from incredibly cute to fearsomely vicious in the span of a split second as he began tearing at what was left of Rabbitmon's flesh, absorbing the data.
Shadow blinked, then shrugged, taking the crest. "Thanks... though I'd have thought you'd be at least a little concerned about your son turning into a cannibal," he observed.
BlackGuilmon, on the other hand, was nowhere near as desensitized to the opposite sex as his partner (a fact that was only made worse by the fact that it was his mate), and so he ended up blatantly staring at Dianamon's breasts, obviously thinking some very naughty thoughts.

"Should've put that into the rules, then!" Leo shot back with a grin, soon reaching the ruins and waiting for his girlfriend to catch up.

"All right," Leo agreed with a grin, getting down off Liamon and starting to head into the ruins. "Now c'mon, the Digivice says the Crests are somewhere in these ruins."

Once Jimmy joined them, FanBeemon immediately tackled him joyfully, declaring cheerfully how he was so proud that his partner got laid and practically weeping with joy, adding how the next step on the road to perversion was to find a second girl so that Jimmy and Evelyn could have a threesome...
And then Guardromon promptly smacked the bee into the floor with one hand, one eyebrow twitching as she did so (or whatever the robot equivalent of the gesture was). "******** pervert..."

Shadow smirked before reaching over and giving one of Sandra's breasts a good squeeze. "But you can't, so you might as well get used to me ogling you," he shot back. He then turned to his still-dazed partner with amusement. "So, mind Digivolving so we can see your Ultimate form already?"
BlackGuilmon blinked as he came out of his breast-induced daze. "Huh...? Oh, sure thing..." Shaking his head to clear it, he Digivolved to BlackGrowlmon, and then to BlackWarGrowlmon... and as BlackWarGrowlmon, not only was he ridiculously hunky (in a bad-boy cyborg-dragon-anthro sort of way), but he was muscular enough to make any Digigirl drool over him - in fact, if you claimed that his abs had abs and his muscles had muscles, you probably wouldn't be exaggerating in the slightest.
Shadow looked up at his Digimon, who was now several feet taller than Dianamon, examining the pure muscle and weaponry the dragon had on him. "...Impressive," he finally managed to get out.

(Yes, I know that the abs-have-abs and hunky-as-all-hell thing is kind of overkill... but I just couldn't resist. Besides, you did something pretty similar with Dianamon! xd )

Shadow winced slightly. "Okay, I probably deserved that..." he noted.
BlackWarGrowlmon grinned down at his mate. "Someone certainly seems to like what they see," he teased. "You know, if you were still in Mega form, I'd be more than willing to have some fun with you, but oh well." Obviously, he was getting her back for earlier... though he really did hope she'd take him up on that offer.
Lapinmon, meanwhile, soon finished his meal before abruptly returning back to his adorable self, blinking a moment and staring at where the Rabbitmon had been a moment ago before shrugging and going to rejoin the others.

However, Leo just so happened to step on a floor switch by accident; immediately, a large boulder dropped down behind the group and started rolling toward them at high speed.

"Hey, I'm not a pervert like FanBeemon - the only woman I need is you!" Jimmy assured her quickly, obviously not wanting her to go through with her threat.
FanBeemon just laid where Evelyn set him down, twitching. "I am in... a large amount of pain," he wheezed out.

Jimmy sighed in relief, having not wanted to lose his girlfriend over something his idiotic, perverted Digimon partner had said.

"Believe you me, love, I'm working on it!" Leo shouted frantically in reply; unfortunately, Liamon had de-digivolved back to Liollmon, so he was forced to run on foot, making it seem even more like a scene out of Indiana Jones; now all they were missing was the fedora.

BlackWarGrowlmon just chuckled before returning to Rookie form, smiling slightly as he did so.
"Yep; got plenty of data, too!" Lapinmon confirmed happily, patting his full belly with his ears dragging behind him on the ground.

BlackGuilmon shrugged helplessly. "Well, I honestly have no idea outside of maybe storming the Purified HQ in order to try and force them to undo whatever they did to him, and for that we'd need the others."
"If we're talking about the giant chicken guy, then I know how to snap him back to normal; we'll need everyone we can get, though, so we'd better get the others first," Lapinmon piped in helpfully.

Jimmy blinked as he too saw the posters before looking over at FanBeemon. "Well, you certainly move fast... I'd have thought you'd at least let your dad know you were home first."
"Didn't have to; Mom told him," FanBeemon answered matter-of-factly.

Leo immediately grabbed the two Digimon and grabbed his girlfriend's hand, getting on the horse-like Digimon's back.

Shadow frowned slightly as he looked at his own Digivice. "They're pretty far away... how are we going to get to them?"
"Leave that to me! Lapinmon, Digivolve to... LUNARRABBITMON!"
Shadow turned and blinked when he saw the silver version of Rabbitmon standing where Lapinmon had been a moment ago, waiting for them to get on his back. "...Well, at least you gave us some warning this time before you Digivolved," he finally decided, sounding rather resigned.

Sparky nodded and let FanBeemon lead them to the stadium; however, Arukenimon was already there, yelling at a bunch of Dokugumon. Sparky took one look at FanBeemon's would-be bride before glancing over at his insect partner. "You weren't kidding about how ugly she is... or how bitchy she is."

Commandramon, however, was getting tired of being chased by a freakin' BOULDER of all things, so he turned, glaring at the boulder. "DCD Bomb!" he shouted, chucking a bomb at it; the bomb promptly exploded on impact, as did the boulder.