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 Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 10:35 pm
(( yea....this is true too. rolleyes ))
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 9:12 pm
*walks in and glances about the place, arm linked with Tes' *
Seems he hasn't quite arrived yet. You did give him accurate directions, xas?
Yeah yeah rolleyes Said something about getting Mir dinner first I think.
Oh... I suppose that is nice of him...
*wonders why Miro is having him run errands for her when she's supposed to be looking out for him*
Well, you have fun with your p***s talk. I'm just going to go make use of the TV room for a while.
*starts to wander off, but Ryzan grabs his sleeve and pulls him back* gonk
I think it would be best if the both of us spoke with him.
Why does it take two of us? stressed You're probably a dosib expert on p***s. Actually, I think I know from experience that you are. ninja
redface sweatdrop That is beside the point. I think having more than one perspective will give him a clearer view of things~ And since he was formerly Draa, I believe you of all people would have the mzilst accurate information regarding his anatomy specifically.
*smirks slightly and leans over, speaking with a low voice into Ryzan's ear*
Kluthak ulu uns'aa nindel dos zhaun ol sokoya al dosstan.
*starts to n** at his ear, but gets interrupted by one of the staff, who gives the both of them a disapproving look from knowing full well what that would lead to*
tch....
*apologizes profusely and pulls Tes over to a seat*
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Intellectual Conversationalist
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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 7:25 pm
(( rofl No sexting up the tables where the rest of us eat ~ sheesh ~ get a room xd ))
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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 9:12 pm
(( But they already do Brat! Its TES's version of the Bat Cave! rofl rofl ))
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:46 pm
{{Getting a room has never kept people from spying on us anyway crying Also... finally getting around to at least starting on this conversation sweatdrop }}*Ryzan and Tes order an appetizer just to have something to snack on while they wait. Vassnta arrives shortly after their food does and is shown to their table, the whole time getting uncharacteristically odd looks from the staff. They were both intrigued and wary of the fact that this one had a mind they could not so easily read, not because of a barrier or resistance to it, but because there were so many conflicting and overlapping thoughts occurring that they couldn't tell what was what. One of the staff thought they had picked up something from him ahead of time and brings him rote Grütze with vanilla sauce once he's seated only for it to be sent back to the kitchen because he didn't want it. Mistakes are something they aren't really accustomed to in regards to people's orders, so it takes a moment for the waiter to accept that he really didn't want it.*Creepy staff stare What the hell was that even supposed to be? emotion_eyebrow It's kind of a fruit pudding, I think. So where should we start? ^_^That is a good question sweatdrop I supposed whatever you are the mzilst confused or curious about will do and we can go from there.*groans*
If I was really interested in having "the talk" with someone, I would have had kids stare *tilts his head curiously*
Do you not want children?Of course not. I can't stand being around annoying little ankle biters stare Why did you reproduce with Miro then? neutral *crickets**glares at Tes* stare ........................... this conversation certainly turned awkward very quickly sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 1:41 pm
*glances over at Vassnta*
This was not recently, was it? stare
Of course not! scream
I'm not sure.... I just know that I have memories of it. At first I thought it meant that she had reproduced with Draa, but she said she hadn't and that it must be one of the memories gotten from Tes when they reproduced. 3nodding
*feels kind of weirded out knowing that Draa had retained even those kinds of memories from him* emotion_facepalm
Psyzapp had told me reproducing is to make babies and seemed to think that was a good thing 3nodding , but when I asked Miro if she had babies from reproducing with you, she said that would have been a bad thing sad So is reproducing good or bad?
er.... well... *looks to Ryzan* sweatdrop
*rolls his eyes and sighs*
It can be either, really. Perhaps it may clear up some confusion if you were to think of the act of "reproducing" in a mzilt less specific way. The actual term for it would be "sexual intercourse", I believe. It is often referred to as "sex" for short, but there are a number of other terms applied to it as well.
Those who have sex do not always do so for the purpose of reproducing. Actually, in some instances, they physically cannot reproduce by performing the act, as is the case when Quortek and I... um... redface copulate. sweatdrop redface
Copulate? neutral *tilts head*
He means, have sex emotion_awesome
*coughs* X.. xas sweatdrop *didn't realize this was going to be as embarrassing to speak so openly about as it is* sweatdrop
I don't understand neutral The pictures Psyzapp showed me when talking about reproducing.... or "sex" rather.. was when the man part got put into the woman part. Does one of you have a woman part? confused
....... gi ussta...
.... no... no we don't....
Then how do you have sex? neutral
*Tes and Ryzan look at each other, each hoping the other is going to explain*
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 2:17 pm
(( rofl rofl rofl Lawlzy day! rofl ))
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 6:56 pm
*After a while of the dark elves giving each other looks, neither wanting to try to explain it, Vassnta frowns.*
Do you not know? neutral I assumed that if you did it, then you would have to know by default...
Believe me, we know sweatdrop It is just... sweatdrop
*cough* sweatdrop
*The elves get quiet again and a waiter sets down a bottle of brandy and a glass for Ryzan*
Bel'la dos sweatdrop
*immediately fills the glass and has a hearty drink from it* sweatdrop
*taps his foot under the table as he tries to think of a tactful way to put it, then remembers that Vassnta said Psyzapp used pictures*
Ah!
*digs into Ryzan's vest and pulls out his phone, doing a quick search on it. When Ryzan looks over to see what he's doing, his face turns bright red at all the homoerotic images being scrolled through*
Q-Quortek! eek You cannot show him that gonk
You got any better ideas? stare
.... n... nau... sweatdrop *has another large gulp of brandy*
Alright then.. stare
*turns the phone toward Vassnta and lets him have a look, somewhat mumbling any explaining he needed to do for each image* sweatdrop
*eyes flicker red as he studies the pictures and listens to Tes detail them out, another flood of memories overwhelming him*
um... *glances over at Ryzan when he notices Vassnta's eyes changing, wanting to make sure he wasn't just seeing things.*
Vassnta...? Are you alright?
I'm fine ^_^ Why do you ask? neutral
Your eyes are...
Oh. Miro told me that happened sometimes. It doesn't seem to effect me any, but she mentioned it when I would think about reproducing... er... I mean sex. 3nodding
Terini'nestg...
*takes the phone from Tes and scrolls through the images again*
Can these things be done with women too? neutral
*sighs*
Some of them, yeah.
I think I remember doing them.
emotion_awesome I suppose you would.
With both men and women.
Wait, what? emotion_eyebrow
*eyes widen and he glances over at Tes questioningly*
Don't look at me! gonk Must be Draa's memories...
Gi ussta... I had assumed he was straight...
Me too. neutral Guess you learn something new every day.
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 7:41 pm
(( rofl I swear I hear the wait staff in the kitchen rolling on the floor, too. wink ))
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:06 pm
*brow furrows a bit in confusion after a while of studying the images*
Having sex in these ways doesn't make babies?
*decides not to make things complicated with hypotheticals and just tells him he's correct.*
Psyzapp said the purpose of reproducing was... reproducing. neutral If you don't actually reproduce by having sex, then why do it? neutral
Because it's awesome emotion_awesome
*elbows Tes in the side*
What? gonk
*glares at his husband while addressing Vassnta*
What he means to say is, it's a way for two people to show their love for one another.
Oh... so Tes and Miro love each other. ^_^
*bursts into laughter, not only at how off base that assumption was, but also the horrified look on Ryzan's face at hearing such a statement*
That sure backfired on you, now didn't it? rofl
*smacks Tes a few times, trying to get him to stop laughing* stressed
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 10:42 pm
(( rofl rofl Can't....breathe......can't....stop....dying of laughter!! ))
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 10:10 am
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 6:29 pm
*sits there watching the two elves, thoroughly confused as to why what he said would make them react in such a manner*
*eventually regains composure and tries to explain to Vassnta while Ryzan continues to fume*
It -can- be a way for two people to show they love each other, but there's also situations like "friends with privileges" and casual sex in which people just do it because it feels good. emotion_awesome What went on between Mir and I was basically the former of those two. I'd known her since she was a little girl, then when she got older...
*scoffs* Older rolleyes She was -still- practically a child rolleyes
Gee, thanks for making me sound like a *****, Ry stare
What's a *****? confused
Nevermind that, Vassnta. *waves it off* Do you have any other questions?
*nods* Does what Tes said mean that Miro likes sex?
*pinches the bridge of his nose*
.. do you have any questions not specific to yathrin? stare
*looks to Tes for an answer since Ryzan didn't give him one*
Don't answer that stressed
Why not?
It is not important for him to know talk2hand
True...
But it is!
*Tes and Ryzan both quirk an eyebrow at him* emotion_eyebrow
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 8:50 pm
Walks in slowly and peers about, wanting to check the place out, she'd never been there before, and she was quite curious. A small smile played at her lips as she walked further into the place, she saw a group of people chatting and laughing their time away. It seemed like the place to be.
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 10:47 pm
Liada walked into Kathy's and handed her coat over to a staff member waiting to take it for her. The host walks her over to a table close to the fireplace and she was about to give her drink order when he places down a glass of water and a White Russian and walks away as silently as it arrived. Still never gonna get used to that..... sweatdrop Pulling out a book she opens it on the place where her marker was and relaxes with her drink.
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