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Captain Wingo

PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:25 am



Naughty or Nice...?


No, not Hitler. My first orders of business when i take over are to remove ALL mouldy peanuts, flip the world upside down so Australia is on top, and give Japan to the Squirrels...


... You decide, click here!


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:36 am


Of all the buffoons I am allowing to fight over this insignificant dustball, it is your technique which I find the most appalling,Wingo. Saying as I already own everything, I'm totally not lending you my planet. Anyway, Japan went to the squirrels a long time ago.

Hyperpolysyllabic


Bogus_Burger
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 9:46 am


Well I call rootbeer 'cause Dr. Pepper is gross. Wingo, I'm afriad I have to agree with Hyper, and since her planet is in MY universe, I'll have to second her refusal to let you borrow it.

*Destroys your anvil*

I won't reveal the answer to the reference just yet. Hopefully there's someone out there who knows what it's from. Perhaps I should give you a hint.
PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 10:02 am


YOUR universe? Who died and set you in front of the "I-own-the-universe" desk. Certainly not I. >=(

Hyperpolysyllabic


Bogus_Burger
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 10:04 am


oooh, fine fine, my half of the universe. I'm sorry, it slipped. Wishful thinking I guess.
PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 10:05 am


Damn right. *Sticks tongue out at you and caresses her half.*

Hyperpolysyllabic


Captain Wingo

PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:54 pm



Naughty or Nice...?


Is it a Family Guy quote?

Both of you, stop bickering over the Universe or else I shall remove BOTH your management privelages! Being the owner of existence I trump both of you.


... You decide, click here!


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 11:00 pm


.Konnichiwa.
He's got you there. There isn't much that can beat existance.
.Yoroshiku.Onegaishimasu.

Yukita.Riku


Captain Wingo

PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 11:00 pm



Naughty or Nice...?


No, not Hitler. My first orders of business when i take over are to remove ALL mouldy peanuts, flip the world upside down so Australia is on top, and give Japan to the Squirrels...


... You decide, [url=http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13934577
PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:05 am


Wingo. You own existence and I own life. Deal? You own all that simply exists. Matter like rock and stuff. I own life. And if you allow me this, I won't end yours. Deal? We can become a whole knew justice league or some crap. Or perhaps villans? Up to you.

Oh, and if you're not Wingo then you're not a part of this deal and therefore cannot control any decisions. And no one's called life yet, so I have first dibs. Muaha.

OP Kity


Captain Wingo

PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 3:23 am



Naughty or Nice...?


Hmm, you bring up a interesting point. If I own all that exists, then I have ownership rights to all matter, but does that include the spiritual side of beings? We have now reached the crux of all religions, the human is made of matter (body) and spirit (energy). I own the matter of the person, and all other matter in existence. As a result of owning all matter, and thanks to our freind Einstein who said that matter is condensed energy, I therefore own all energy, so if I own all energy then I therefore control the spirits of all humans. But that's beside the point, you ask for control of life which can be defined as a state i.e. A person is either living or dead. You therefore have the rights to choose who lives and who dies. This could also extend to choosing who you may revive from the dead, like Jesus, Hitler or any toher similar figure. If you do choose these terms, there are some conditions. You cannot remove my state of living or any person who I forbid. Similarly you cannot return a state of living to any person who I forbid. Do you accept this offer? If so then we have a partnership.


... You decide, click here!


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:01 pm


.Konnichiwa.
What about me? Can I have burritos, muffins, and cheese? That is all I ask. And unlimited supply of each. Please? You can have some if you want.
.Yoroshiku.Onegaishimasu.

Yukita.Riku


Hyperpolysyllabic

PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 6:48 pm


My god! They threaten to take over our s**t, Burger! I suggest we band together and kick their asses in an epic battle of existential and universal proportions!!
PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 6:58 pm


Hyper, I recognize the threat and would like to offer you a peace offering. Let's form an alliance! We will destroy them!!!!!!

Bogus_Burger
Vice Captain


Hyperpolysyllabic

PostPosted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:39 pm


YES! New Atlantis and The Burgerdance are now united to the same end! Rejoice!
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