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 Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2013 7:16 am
i bought a rusty lookin lamp from some weirdo in the alleyway,i took it to a bar with my buds(i dont even know why i did that),and we were betting,whoever loses had to clean the lamp with their tounge,i lost the bet,you know how the rest of this goes.
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Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2013 7:23 am
I was doing a ritual in a cemetery trying to revive my pet hamster. Instead, I got a Nazi Zombie.
We're best buds now.
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Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 11:03 pm
Fallen was a traveling paladin, who came across me hidden under some thick foliage in a jungle. He picked me up, thinking I was a teeny tiny genie and kept rubbing my bell thinking it would grant him wishes. I stick around because I'm a sucker for a man in a mask.
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Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 4:24 am
i was preforming a very complicated, and most.... boring summoning ritual. i was hoping i could summon something to destroy the world... or at least keeping those pesky "adventurers" who keep comming to "vanquish" me and "stop my evil doing", i already have enough skeletons in my closets and the pond is full of those frogs. but all i got was him.... maybe it was not that smart to use cheap diamonds from that arabian p***k, well i think he should have melted by now, ice doesnt hold out well in the dessert. well anyway, this little spirit was not what i expected, but i just keep him shooting pra.... help keeping my skills up to par
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Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2013 6:03 am
some old coot told me about 'going on a journey to vanquish some evil a*hole from another dimension and all those cliché rpg stuffs',and i was dumb enough to listen to him,so i went on a journey yadda yadda yadda,and when i finally confront the dude,it turns out he and i got alot in common,soooo were totally bros now.
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Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2013 8:04 am
We were at a Kingdom Hearts convention, he was cosplaying as Saix and I walked up to him and totally told him off for not looking like Saix and then that green blob thing fell on his head and we laughed and became friends
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Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 2:37 pm
I was sent to her school on a mission to beef up the security as it seems one of the students was recently killed there. Her spirit didn't even know she was dead.
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Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 5:42 pm
We met at my nephew's Bar Mitzvah, and he was the CEO of Mechanical Hare, the maker of robotic rabbits. I stared at his face the whole night, thinking what was behind his helmet.
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Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 7:09 am
met her at a bar,i was half-way drunk,i bet her 10 bucks she cant skate around the bar floor,....and much to my amazement,that costed me 10 bucks and actually made me went sober,she did 10 laps around the bar with some cheap skating shoes that i didnt even knew she had on the entire time...
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Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 2:31 pm
I met him in a star trek convention. I don't even know why I was there considering this isn't a costume.
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Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2013 2:41 pm
Some warehouse rave, down in the meat packing district, Seemed pretty chill, until I rolled a bit too hard and tried to lick their face.
Bought them ice cream and a pack of cloves for the trouble.
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Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2013 9:12 pm
Some broad got lost on my turf and thought it was a rave. We gave her some eccies anyway for shits and gigs. She slammed into one of our tags and started making out with it, threw some pigeon s**t on it. We decided it was best we leave her be for a while.
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Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 2:04 am
i was on the run from the feds for....'petty smuggling' as i call it,i ran into her,she didnt snitch me out to them,she even gave me a place to lay low in her house's attic,its not a 5 star hotel but heck,it has a functional toilet and thats all i needed.
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Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 8:41 am
At a ball, his lovey scar made me want to get to know him
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Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 11:03 am
She was a beautiful dame, who just wanted to live on the rebellious side. I taught her many things.
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