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 Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:42 am
Hagrid: *In a Phat b*****d from Austin Powers accent* "Oh yeah, I'm so sex-ah."
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 1:56 pm
Draco: " I wish I were a Weasley."
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 5:20 am
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 5:33 am
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Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 11:24 pm
Lucius: I feel pretty...
Voldemort: Oh so pretty...
Lucius: I feel pretty...
Voldemort: And whitty...
Both arm-in-arm: And gay!!!
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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 9:08 pm
Lucius: you know, that Dumbledore has a point. Muggles aren't so bad after all...
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Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 4:41 am
Uncle Vernin: Oh Harry please show us some more of that wonderful magic that you do so well.
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Voldemort is laying on the ground and Harry is standing above him with his want pointing down at him.
Harry: You shall now die for killing my parents.
Voldemort: Wait Harry. I was not the one to kill them. The real killer is........."
Before Voldemort could finish his words a giant boulder appears out of nowhere and lands on Voldemorts head.
Harry then looks around confused and then sees Dumbledore approaching. Apon seeing this Harry begins to run towards Dumbledore and shouts "Your Alive!"
Dumbledore raises his wand and points it at Harry and says "Stupefy" The stunning spell shoots right out and hits Harry in the chest sending him flying backwards through the air until he landed back first on the ground.
As Harry tried to regain his senses he heard Dumbledore shout " Accio Wand" Harry then felt his want fly out of his hand.
Dumbledore then walks up to Harry and says, "You have been a thorn in my side long enough. But before I kill you know this. Harry (deep breath) I killed your parents."
Harry suddenly regains his senses and yells, "Noooo!"
Dumbledore then points both Harry's wand and his own wand down at Harry and says "Avada Kedavra"
A green light shoots out of both of wands and hits Harry dead center in his chest killing him.
Sorry this was so long. lol
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 10:45 pm
Ron: Hey! Let's go visit those wicked giant spiders in the Forbidden Forest!
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Hermione: Draco, I love you so much!
Draco: Hermione, I have always loved you. Mudblood is just a petname.
((Take that all you Draco/Hermione shippers!))
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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 4:04 am
hehe...petname...
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Anyways...
Mrs. Weasley:
Oh, Harry, you big fat coward. So you've got to kill the darkest wizard on earth, get over it. You'll be fine. Gosh, I don't know why I put up with you. You're just so annoying. One of these days I just might crack and go tell Voldemort where you are...and maybe, if Im lucky, he'll kill Ron and those damned twins too... domokun
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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 9:58 am
Draco: I have a lovely bunch of coconuts....
Crabbe and Goyle: dedadadedede
Draco: All sitting in a row.
Crabbe and Goyle: Bum bum bum bum.
Draco: Big ones small ones. Some as big as your head!
Snape: Will you shut up! That's my song!
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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 6:59 pm
Ron: "Mudblood"
It just wouldnt happen.
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:20 am
Harry walks in on Luna and Ginny snogging.
Harry: Hey can I join in?
Luna: sorry harry, but I am only into girls now.
Ginny: yeah, get lost loser.
Harry runs away crying.
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Harry: I hate this school. I want to go back to my wonderful home.
Dumbledore: Then go back you good for nothing brat.
Snape: Now come on Dumbledore. Harry is a good student. I want him to stay.
Harry says to Snape: Shut up you Mudblood.
Snape: Harry what a horrible thing to say, and to think I was starting to see you as the son I never had.
Dumbledore: I can not take this anymore.
Dumbledore then uses his want to blast a hole in the wall onto the outside and then jumps out of the hole. A small splat can be heard from the office.
Harry: Good the old coot is dead.
Snape: Harry what a horrible thing to day.
Harry then kicks Snape in the groin and pushes him out of the window.
As Snape is falling he yells "Why!"
The pictures of the former headmasters all start cheering.
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 10:26 am
O.O good one ^ XD
Harry: Awwws Dudley your my bestest friend ^^ I think I'll stop using magic since you dont like it 3nodding
Dudley: Oh, dont worry about that, will you teach me to use a wand??
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 10:13 pm
Dudley gives Harry a big hug and says, "I love you Harry."
Harry knees Dudley in the groin and says, "Be quiet and bow before me Muggle." He then shoves Dudley to the ground and pulls out his want and shouts, "Crucio!"
As the spell hit Dudley he cried out in pain.
Harry then said, "How does it feel to be picked on?" He then shouted, "Conjunctivitis"
Dudley's eyes the crusted shut. Dudley yelled, "My eyes, help I can not see."
Harry then pointed the want at himself and shouted, "Engorgio" Suddenly Harry's entire body grew to the size of a giant. He then reached down and picked Dudley up with his right hand and held him in the air with just hit thumb and his index finger. Harry then gave a loud and evil laugh and then tossed Dudlwy high into the air. Harry then watched as Dudly fell to the street below. As Dudly hit the street his blood and guts splattered everywhere and there was a Dudley shaped hole in the street.
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 8:38 am
o.O er..... inventive ^
anyways.
Hermionie: Ron, why do you insist on drooling after me like some stupid lost puppy?
Ron: Hah, drooling after you, hardly. You arent pureblood, you aren't worth my time.
Hermionie: Well at least I'm not so bad with magic I may as well be a squib!
>> << crying
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