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Oh, I agree, that flat-top mullet is horrible. HORRIBLE! gonk

My main complaint is that they have yet to create a long, hair-down style with the parted bangs I want. Like, if I could combine the Utsugi bangs with my current hairstyle, that would be my perfect hair. D:

That's part of it. I'm just saying that I partially model it after myself... I don't usually wear striped polo things, but I wear other t-shirts, and I never wear headbands or belts. However, I have a pair of shoes just like my avi's... Though they're almost finished... The right shoelace is broken, and the stuff is coming off...
That and everything is so expensive... But hey, I have two dragons and a dragon tail. SCHWEET. Speaking of which, the tails of the avi and the dragon are having clipping issues. Dang. BUT AT LEAST I HAD THE PATIENCE TO SAVE UP FOR 1337 GAMER!!! But those 100 million gold items... No. Heck, most of them don't even look good enough for that amount of gold.
If the avis had adjustable heights, I would make it taller, but they don't...
Meanwhile, I shall check out the new stuff...

What? You say this post has minimal Evil randomosity goodness? That is as true as that game of blitzball was unwinnable! That is to say, 90+%! Why that low? Well, I typed this paragraph, didn't I? Or did I? It could be an illusion made to fool you and your foolable mind!
PSYCHADELIC LLAMA dramallama dramallama dramallama dramallama dramallama dramallama dramallama

Being Evilweirdo, I am immune to suffocation! But thanks for the cake! A valiant attempt at cake combat!
Killer obtained the title of "Psycho Cooker"
"Psycho Cooker, Qu'est-ce que c'est. Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better run run run run run run run away"
You don't happen to be related to Raine in any way, do you?

WALRUS LAZOOOOOR BLARGH

Bonus evil goodness!

Hey, isn't Portal 2 coming out?

A battle, you say?
*throws shattered screen fragments to cast... CENSOR! The curse is censored and nullified.*
I'll take a potato chip... and EAT IT!
*eats potato chip, then tosses the Rei replica*

I really should get Portal one of these days.

Damn you!
~Grabs sword and charges. Attack 'SLASH'. It causes 69 damage~
~Use's item "Taboo seal" and places it on Evil, -Temporarily Nullifies all magic attacks. Abnormal effect: Demon attraction- Minus 300 MP~
~Backs up and recasts "Curse" With remaining MP and no defense.~

Wow, I'm not the only one who read those books! o:

What......my moves could fit in an actual game....your....I don't even understand.
Me! A random person who get's almost anything!

Thats it. I shall use my most powerful move. Its the ultimate move. Something I created personally. Its name....Bring Hell.

~I walk back until I hit the limit. Turning slowly around. Slowly I raise my lefft hand and hold out my index and middle finger and slightly fold back the rest. Speaking devilish words to myself. A blood symbol appears around me. Wind blows around everywhere, blowing everything away from me. The pressure in the air increased greatly. Surrounding me appeared a near visible sphere, glowing a dark haunting red-black. Surrounding the sphere that darkened was a red lightning. The air around me turned a goulish black, my eyes turned a bloody red and my skin turned pale, the sense of the blood and death suddenly filled the world. My arms started gathering a great and deadly amount of pure darkness. My body and the air around me darkened greatly, the sphere turned slightly black, the most visible thing of me was my bloody eyes. The ground around me started cracking and shaking. From a distance away demons crawled out of the ground nearly hundreds. They all seemed to be under my control, all of their eyes glowed the same blood red. From their bodies came a strange black liquid flowing around and collecting around me, the blood covered my arms, legs, chest and neck. Appearing was a bladed collar on my neck, heavy cursed armor on my legs and chest, and on my arm appeared heavy pieces of metal that had curse seals on them, they collected the most of the blood and grew around my arms, forming cuffs, gloves, separate parts for the shoulders and forearms. They began glowing a strange white red black aura. The sky turned red and the clouds were tainted black. The moon turned blood red. From the sky started falling blood. Several gates appeared in the air and some angels also appeared from them. They had the same red eyes. From them a white liquid leaked out. Gathering to me. The armor turned a little lighter with a tainted black grey.. The rest of me remained the same black color. The arms of the armor gathered the glowing liquid, they turned a glowing white black. From the distance can be seen several hundred possessed humans, from them leaked out blood. Gathering to me like everything else. The blood mixed with the black blood and the white blood, then collected with them to me. The armor turned a Black red, my skin turned a dark grey, my hair turned a deep black, the arms of the armor gathered the red and started to turn to the final form. Giant blades appeared at the arms, covering the arm. The blades turned black and the arms turned blood red. The sphere around me grew and started glowing a deadly aura of blood. When all the blood from he three crowds was gone and collected to me they all died. Horrific screams can be heard as they painful dropped to their death. The blood falling from the sky increased. I lowered my left hand and knelled slightly. "Its time for you to die.....Hehehehehe......" Creepily I said and leaned back, moving my arms back. The powerful winds increased greatly. My arms started getting surrounded by a wierd red aura. Surrounding the aura was a black lining. The aura grew and grew, the aura around my arms started to twist around. Releasing a powerful pressure and crushing winds. The symbols on the armor I wore glowed a bright blue. Then turned to the same blood red. "And now, blood shall fall like rain on this unholy day. This is my world. This is my Apocalypse....And to this day I bring.....I bring.....I Bring...." The power around me grew greatly, shadows and darkness was being released all around. Surrounding the air and the battle field. I moved my arms forward quickly in a heavy move. The aura started turning into a deadly manifest. As I did the aura's combined into one giant power. Pressed forwards and yelled out the final words to the attack. "I WILL BRING HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" At the moment I said those words, the aura grew fifty times its size and blasted forwards in a beam of death. The sphere released its own attack of lightning and darkness that surrounded the blast, which was growing in size as it went along, the deadly power of the blast was that of a devil god. It killed all that came in contact, the ground, items, scenery, people, and even the air itself, which died incredibly. It turned into a purple mist, a new air. The air was in-fact turning into a deadly poison, killing everything around it. The ground turned black all around. The blast didn't stop. It continued forwards, killing everything. The sphere disappeared around me, the armor blasted away, my coat burned away. Leaving the Black and blood covered tee-shirt, heavy black jeans, thick Gothic boots, and the collar that was on my neck to remain on me. My skin turned slightly normal, but still was part-ways a light black. My eyes glowed a bright blood red still. My hair stayed black. In the center of me appear a seal paper, half burned up. It started to grow slightly. Nothing was on the seal. When it turned back into a full seal paper words started appearing on it. These words were from a powerful seal spell. The spell didn't stop. Going as far as it possibly could. Even out of the battle area. My eyes that glowed bloody red started losing signs of a soul. And all around the earth there was the saddening screams of the souls that were killed by that attack. Billions of screams could be heard. Screams and wails. And all around there was spirits appearing, they were see-through and glowed a semi-bright blue color. They had a sad, mourning expression on their faces. Their eyes were soul-less. They all were crying. Like they have been in pain for endless years. All of them were covered in a faint blood. They appeared for miles and miles. Millions of spirits. They cried why, or other depressing things. From their eyes came blood, like they ran out of tears and had nothing else to lose. These were all the people killed by this attack. And they all looked at Evil. Those sad and depressing souls. All dead. All in pain and in suffering. From me can be heard a psychotic and heartless laugh. The one who bare the soul of a devil god. The heartless demon that feasted on the suffering of souls and spirits.~

(Wow........that attack is something. The only downside is that I can only use it once in a great while and each time I use it....I lose a part of my humanity and a part of my human soul. And I lose my sanity each and every time. I save this for the best and the last. Wouldn't be heart-breaking to see these souls that were killed? I bet it would be.....Hehehehehe.....)

Actually this attack goes through all shields and attacks. The only thing that could defend against this is if a devil god, and a demigod combined their most powerful shields together, but it still would continue on. You can partly defend but you can't stop it entirely. This attack is the ultimate Armageddon Attack.

I just like it because afterwards everyone becomes majorly depressed. XD I am such a bad person.