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Take Me Out

PostPosted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:16 am


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 6:24 am


Can I be an Imperial Death Commando Cheerleader? I like it ...

Boomalacka boomalacka ciss boom bye!
Root for us or you will die!

FastFresnel


Sylvanet

PostPosted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 6:27 am


I shall start my own dictatorship. *nod* All I need is a second in command.
PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 6:58 am


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Jiggalicious

PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:03 am


FastFresnel
Can I be an Imperial Death Commando Cheerleader? I like it ...

Boomalacka boomalacka ciss boom bye!
Root for us or you will die!


Fresnel, you sure have it down. I don't see how Khall will deny you this request. Ever!

Do those pom poms conceal deadly stabbing sai?

I'd hug you but I dont think I'm ready to die, yet.
PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 1:43 pm


Oh, Jiggy, I won't stab you! Now Khall ... well ...

FastFresnel


Orange Blossom
Captain

PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 4:40 pm


What about me? Can I be a JV cheerleader?

Rah, rah, sish boom bwee!
When I stab you, I'll be happy as can be!
PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 7:39 pm


Sure, I won't even make you audition!

Rules as follows:
1. Be perky as you level infidels with your cheery laser beam of death.
2. Smile, smile, smile!
3. No touching the cheerleaders. Violators will be immolated.
4. If you stuff your bra with explosives, please remove them before detonating (the explosives, not your you-knows).

FastFresnel


Orange Blossom
Captain

PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 7:44 pm


*dances around with pom poms and explosives*
Yaaay! Look at me! I'm a cheerleader of DOOM!
PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 7:49 pm


Er ...

5. Be particularly careful of Cheerleaders of Doom hopped up on Advil.

FastFresnel


Orange Blossom
Captain

PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 7:51 pm


*giggles*

Thanks for warning everyone Fresnel. I'll try really hard to not blast anyone with my death laser until I'm healthy again.
PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 7:56 pm


Oh, blast away, by all means, but it's better if you actually mean to vaporize someone before doing it. It lends the squad credibility and doesn't waste as many plasma cartridges.

Bricka bracka, run, boys, run,
Orange Blossom's got a gun.

FastFresnel


Orange Blossom
Captain

PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 8:00 pm


This is true... I'll save the gun for important times (like when I have to get away from being re-programmed)!

Rah rah, what a night!
If I didn't need sleep, I'd put up a fight!
PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:47 am


Speaking of, ladies, it's time to whoop Dictatorial arse in our recruitment thread.

Rah, rah...

Siss-boom-bah-bee bop bun...

Kickin' booty is fun, fun, fun!

Jiggalicious


Duce_of_Spades

PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 11:33 am


<@~{Carpe Noctem}~@>

Well seeing that you guys where approved by Khull I guess I can let you all be our private militia or something. You can take out opposing governments for us when we are feeling too lazy to do it ourselves.

<@~{Seize the Night}~@>
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