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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 10:45 am
Granted, but then when Christmas comes along, Santa comes and says, "Sorry, the drum set that goes with it got crushed in the crash on your rooftop. I guess I'm going to have to revoke those skills unless you want a thousand lawsuits."
I wish I didn't have this icky sinus infection 'nymore.
((D8 I haven't been here in FOREVER!!!))
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 7:04 pm
Granted, but it's replaced by a nose tumor.
I wish I had a pet red panda.
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Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 1:03 pm
Granted, but it turns out that it was a regular panda covered in blood.
I wish all the schoolwork would shut itself up! stressed
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Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 1:22 pm
granted,but she's rite about santa.He promises and nvr does it. sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 9:35 pm
Granted, but he's too fat to fit down your chimney. I wish I more interesting clothes.
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Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 4:12 pm
Granted... But they are too small for you to wear.
I wish I had a water bed...
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Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 4:16 pm
granted, but the first night you get into it, the knife in your back pocket slices the lining open and spill the water everywhere.
i wish i had a longer xbox live subscription.
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Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 4:20 pm
Lol that has actually happened to me!
Granted. But your xbox overheats and explodes from all the extra use...
I wish I knew what to wish for.
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Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 5:57 pm
granted,but then a red-eyed-rat turns out to be a a possum with sprayed white fur and contacts. lol. lol
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Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 10:06 pm
Granted, but then: burning_eyes (You should wish for something after you grant someone's wish. It's fun. razz ) I wish for a toy boat.
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 12:25 am
Granted, but it explodes into many splinters which stab you mercilessly.
If I ever die, I wish for a morbidly delicious death.
((xD Today's my "Random Wish" Day!))
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 12:41 am
Granted, you suddenly taste delicious and are eaten by all of your loved ones.
I wish for an aborted fetus.
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 5:59 am
((creepy wish...)) Granted but then it comes to life and ends up needing medical care for the rest of its life.
I wish I didn't have to drive to work in this nasty weather.
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 2:02 pm
Granted, but now you have to walk through it.
I wish my bed wasn't missing a few springs. x.x
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 4:20 pm
Granted, but it is missing everything else.
I wish I had more soda.
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