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 Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 1:36 am
Granted, but their dead.
I wish I had a giant swordfish.
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Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:42 am
Granted, but as you probably know, swordfish can be very aggressive animals, so it stabs you 37 times in the chest.
I wish I was asleep
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 4:50 pm
Granted, but now you will be stuck in a nightmare for the rest of your life.
I wish that my more serious wishes would come true.
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Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 5:27 pm
LordKhrima Granted, but their dead. I wish I had a giant swordfish. Lol Im So~ Sad~! T^T XD [ poor Prunnies and Grunnies] XD
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Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 5:28 pm
^ Granted, but something bad will happen xd
I wish I had Lots of Money! $o$ ^o^
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Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 6:13 pm
Granted.
But where will the money to grant your wish come from? You have been convicted of robbing a bank.
I wish I had an unlimited amount of rice.
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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 2:36 pm
Granted. But when they delivered it to you, you got buried in a massive avalance.
I wish I already finished my aa degree.
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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 6:42 pm
Granted, but no one will hire you, regardless. (I hope this fits the situation...)
I wish I had a date for Valentine's Day, just to see what it's like.
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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:04 pm
((it does)) Granted but your date turned out to be an anniying person that only seemed to piss you off the entire date.
I wish I had superpowers
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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:21 pm
Granted, but you are driven mad with power, become a supervillain, and are defeated by Superman.
I wish I would heal quickly from getting my wisdom teeth out.
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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 8:13 pm
Granted but now you have a cankersore.
I wish I had more time for hw.
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Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 5:19 am
Granted but now you have more hw
I wish I couldn't get sick.
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:00 pm
Granted, but scientists put you under a series of painful and embarassing tests to figure out why you can't get sick
I wish I didn't have to pee so often.
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Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 7:06 pm
Granted but now you always have to poo.
I wish I wasnt so sleepy
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Irako of the Desert Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:41 pm
Congrats, your wish was granted, HOWEVER....
In order to overcome your sleepiness, you try to make yourself a cup of coffee. When it's finished brewing to perfection, you go to take a sip and burn your tongue. It hurts so bad that you drop the cup of coffee and spill it all over you, suffering sever burns. You don't even have the option of suing anyone because you made your own coffee.
I wish I had better drumming skills.
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