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 Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:41 pm
Nekoumi Q)How many babies fit in ablender? A) 4 1/2 Q)What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A) You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork. Q)What's better, throwing rocks over a cliff or throwing babies over a cliff?? A)Babies, because you can catch them with a pitchfork. Q)Why do you put a baby ina blender feet first?? A)It's all about the facial expressions. Q)What's worse than nailing 1000 babies to one tree??? A)Nailing one baby to 1000 trees. and that's all of those that I can remember I'm sorry, but people who laugh at those kinds of things are touched in the head... those are, by far, some of the most repulsive jokes ever... gonk
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 11:49 am
bluejeanangel Nekoumi Q)How many babies fit in ablender? A) 4 1/2 Q)What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A) You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork. Q)What's better, throwing rocks over a cliff or throwing babies over a cliff?? A)Babies, because you can catch them with a pitchfork. Q)Why do you put a baby ina blender feet first?? A)It's all about the facial expressions. Q)What's worse than nailing 1000 babies to one tree??? A)Nailing one baby to 1000 trees. and that's all of those that I can remember I'm sorry, but people who laugh at those kinds of things are touched in the head... those are, by far, some of the most repulsive jokes ever... gonk those are truelly funny
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:45 am
Devils_white_wings ((Your jokes are all so good! Mine suck, but I'll post a few anyway!)) OK, a boy was staying at a cabin w/ his grandparents and parents. While he was walking by his grandparents room he heard *Squeeky, squeeky, hud, hud, hud* "Grandma, Granpa what are you doing in there?" "We're ah...., ummm, playing poker!" "Can I join you?" "No, maybe when you get a little older you'll find someone to play with!" "ok" He muttered and began walking down the hall, and then hear *Squeeky, squeeky, hud, hud, hud* from his parents room! "Mom, Dad, what are you going in there?" "We're.......playing...poker! son!" "Can I join you?" "No, maybe when you get a little older you'll find someone to play with!" "Ok" he muttered and went back to his room! Later when his parents and grandparents came out they were walking by his room and heard *Squeeky, squeeky, hud, hud, hud* from his room! "What the hell?" They all wondered His dad knocked on the door ,"What are you doing in there son?" "Playing poker" he answered "Don't you need two ppl to play?" "Not w/ a hand like this!" He replied! ((Bad I know!)) LOL thats kinda funny rofl
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 8:26 pm
Sexy Toast bluejeanangel Nekoumi Q)How many babies fit in ablender? A) 4 1/2 Q)What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A) You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork. Q)What's better, throwing rocks over a cliff or throwing babies over a cliff?? A)Babies, because you can catch them with a pitchfork. Q)Why do you put a baby ina blender feet first?? A)It's all about the facial expressions. Q)What's worse than nailing 1000 babies to one tree??? A)Nailing one baby to 1000 trees. and that's all of those that I can remember I'm sorry, but people who laugh at those kinds of things are touched in the head... those are, by far, some of the most repulsive jokes ever... gonk those are truelly funny definately. there's also... Q) What's the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Voltswagon? A) I don't have a Voltswagon in my garage
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 8:36 pm
hey smile i got a funny pic for you guys
 tis my friend katie lol and my finger
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 9:37 pm
Oh! I got one!
Q) what's pink and bubbly and scratches at the window before exploding?
A) a baby in a microwave heart
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Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 10:58 pm
Baby jokes make me sick. xp
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Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 2:10 am
I heard this a while back...
So, an elderly man goes to his doctor one day, sits down, and the doctor tells him the results of his checkup.
Doctor: Okay...I've got some bad news, and then I've got some really bad news. What do you want to hear first?
Man: ...damnit...okay, tell me the really bad news.
Doctor: I'm afraid you have cancer...
Man: Great...just great...what's the bad news?
Doctor: You also have alzheimers.
Man: ...Oh, that's good. I was afraid you were gonna' say I had cancer. XD
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 10:01 pm
Sexy Toast bluejeanangel Nekoumi Q)How many babies fit in ablender? A) 4 1/2 Q)What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A) You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork. Q)What's better, throwing rocks over a cliff or throwing babies over a cliff?? A)Babies, because you can catch them with a pitchfork. Q)Why do you put a baby ina blender feet first?? A)It's all about the facial expressions. Q)What's worse than nailing 1000 babies to one tree??? A)Nailing one baby to 1000 trees. and that's all of those that I can remember I'm sorry, but people who laugh at those kinds of things are touched in the head... those are, by far, some of the most repulsive jokes ever... gonk those are truelly funny
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 7:54 am
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 11:51 am
Omg. :cant stop laughing:
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 7:47 pm
Awesome jokes guys! Funny stuff XD
...minus the baby jokes. I really don't think they're funny...they're so horrible...I've got a little sister...
Anyway, onto more cheerful things...
Haiku poem version of Windows
In Japan, Sony Vaio machines have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with their own Japanese haiku poetry.
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
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A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
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The Web site you seek
Can not be located but
Countless more exist
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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
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ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask way too much.
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Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that.
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First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.
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With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.
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The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.
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Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down
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A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.
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Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
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You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
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Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
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Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
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Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:56 pm
STOP MAKING DEAD BABY "JOKES" IN MY THREAD!!!! scream As a parent, I find them distasteful, and definately NOT FUNNY! If this continues I will have the mods shutdown this thread permanently! So, for the last time, either post regular HUMOROUS jokes, or get the ******** out!
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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 1:50 pm
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-a** man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 2:21 pm
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks
over at his wife and says "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and
then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-a** grill for one little weenie?"
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