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 Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 10:29 pm
Granted but a psychopathic fan shows up and chops off your fingers one night with a rusty spoon before running off to sell them on ebay, you get tetnis.
I wish that Jessie would post already...
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:58 am
GRANTED but jessie ran into a pole.... and died... on the way here...
i wish i never wished biggrin
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 11:02 am
Granted
Hey guys, let's play a game:
The corrupt wish game:
I will start off by making a wish. The next person to post will some how corrupt my wish than make one of their own.
Example:
Selena: I wish I had a million bucks.
Another person: Granted. You win a million bucks off a lottery ticket. However upon receiving your million bucks, a group of thugs saw you and beat you up and stole your money.
I wish I could breath without having to use my lungs, that way I could breathe in space or underwater.
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 2:07 pm
GRANTED, although upon wishing your wish you wished, you quickly realize that lungs are needed to breath on earth. So you die.
I wish for a penny that was not stolen, counterfeit, made in another country other than the U.S., made to U.S. official standards. (take THAT)
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 2:19 pm
Granted
You now have an un-counterfeit 'German' penny that was manufactured in the Official U.S. Foreign Currency Foundation. Unfortunately, being made by U.S. Standards, this German currency is worthless on every continent. Tough break.
And an added note: I said without 'having' to use my lungs, I still have them. Honestly keep your eyes open for those things.
Anyways, I wish I had the power to bend time like it was a Tivo, fast forward, rewind, pause, if I wanted to remember something, record.
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 4:46 pm
GRANTED
However, not immune to your various twists in time, you manage to pause the whole world, for eternity.
Note: you didn't say you were using them when the wish was over ;P
I wish my penny wasn't german
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 8:17 pm
Granted, now it's one American manufactured Japanese yen, still the same worthlessness as the last penny, different ethnicity, enjoy!
I wish I could bend people's minds to my will, make them believe whatever I wish, like the jedi mind trick.
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 8:39 pm
Your wish is granted. The minds of everyone you take control of (which is everyone) break, and they all die/go crazy/turn into brain eating zombies.
Oh I wish I could meet my favorite wreslter: John Morrison <3
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 9:06 pm
Granted, it's a shame he's not as fond as you are of his company. He ends up pile driving you into the concrete, because you were that 'one' fan too many, hope it was worth breaking your neck and skull over.
I wish I could compete in a hot dog eating contest, I'm getting hungry.
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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:58 am
GRANTED, you explode from overall fatness
i wish my penny was of american ethnicity >:O
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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 11:33 am
Granted,
but whatever happened to wanting it be made in and by America? Your American penny was made in China, but hey, it's a penny, nice one cent, hope your happy.
I have no regrets, those hot dogs would be so worth it.
I wish women would find me irresistible just by making eye contact with me.....I don't know I'm getting bored, I wanna see what people will do to screw up these wishes
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 3:49 pm
GRANTED, unfortunately, you didn't specify what KIND of irresistable, and so when girls look at you they eat you.
and i wish it was written that i made the very first non-backfiring wish!
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 4:21 pm
Granted, now every time you wish for a gun or firearm, it doesn't suffer from any backfire. It'll just light on fire and burn your hands off. First one to wish that too! Don't see why though.
I wish this stupid wishing corruption game was done and over with, seriously I'm getting sick of all this stupid wishing only to get it stomped into the dirt by someone else and their loopholes. I'm done with this...
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:57 pm
Wish granted, but in order for it to be granted the game must continue creating a paradox that destroys reality like a tearing piece of film at the movie theatre
I wish that damn set was done already...
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