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 Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:08 pm
Pickles: (gesturing holding up an uncooked lobster in one hand while his other is clutching a booze bottle) Okay, hold on now - so you're telling me that you put these little guys in boiling water, and they shrink and they turn red and they die?
Seafood clerk: Yes, sir.
Pickles: (slowly emphasizing every word) That is the most metal thing I have ever heard in my whole life....(raising his bottle to the bewildered clerk) High-five
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:09 pm
Ohh, for God's sake! He's got an arm off!
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:09 pm
Pickles: (clenching his hand into the air as if he is conjuring dark forces) By the POWER OF ALL THAT IS EVIL, I COMMAND YOU TO AWAKEN AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH!
William Murderface: There's only one thing left to do: kill ourselves.
Skwisgaar Skwisgelf: Dudes, we would like have to sew him back together to get him to cook for us.
Toki Wartooth: Yeah, but we such screw ups that he would be sewn back together wrong.
Nathan Explosion: WOAH! Thats a good song title.
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:10 pm
Barbara: [Over the phone] Some men tried to get into the house.
Shaun: Well are they still there?
Barbara: [Over the phone] I'm not sure, we've shut the curtains.
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:10 pm
Toki Wartooth: (gasps) What's this place called?
Skwisgaar Skwisgelf: This is, I believe, called "food library".
Both: Food library. Fooooood library...
Pickles: It's called a grocery store, you douchebags! I'm sorry about douchebags, I got, I got low blood sugar...
Nathan Explosion: Alright, here's the deal. We have to do our own shopping so we can make our own dinner, like regular jack-offs do. Now you're all in charge of putting together one dish. AND DON'T JUST BUY BOOZE! That ain't food.
William Murderface: What do you mean, booze ain't food? I'd rather chop off my ding dong than say that!
Toki Wartooth: You'd rather chop off your ding dong than not drink?
William Murderface: YEAH!
Toki Wartooth: Wowee!
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:11 pm
Senator Stampingston: (after presenting Dethklok performing "Duncan Hills Coffee") As you can see, Dethklok is no laughing matter. They're the world's greatest cultural force. In the short time since the Duncan Hills Coffee Jungle Batsfjord Massacrefest, every other coffee company has been obliterated, completely blown out of the water.
General Krosier: Freaks.
Senator Stampingston: These freaks, as you call them, are currently worth billions. Gentlemen: (picture of Skwisgaar Skwigelf appears on a screen) Skwisgaar Skwigelf, taller than a tree. (picture of Toki Wartooth appears) Toki Wartooth, not a bumblebee. (three pictures of William Murderface appear) William Murderface, Murderface, Murderface. (picture of Pickles appears) Pickles, the drummer. Doodily doo, ding dong, doodily, doodily doo. (picture of Nathan Explosion appears) Nathan Explosion. I'm afraid that's... all we know, gentlemen.
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:11 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:13 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:14 pm
Shaun: As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "I" in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team... I don't know what he was talking about.
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:16 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:17 pm
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:19 pm
The highest rating to date that "Raw" has ever had was on September 27, 1999, in an episode that featured a 25-minute-long "This Is Your Life" segment with Mankind and The Rock. The segment received an 8.4 rating.
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:20 pm
King Arthur: [after Arthur's cut off both of the Black Knight's arms] Look, you stupid b*****d. You've got no arms left.
Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: *Look*!
Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:22 pm
While on the road, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin decided to call Christian (Jason Reso). He left a message on Reso's voice mail, that was completely unclear. When Reso and Austin were talking to each other on the phone, Austin kept saying "What?" With this, Austin decided to use it as his catchphrase, and it as well as became a popular catchphrase to fans as well.
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:22 pm
Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better.
Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!
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