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 Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:59 pm
Underwater friends
You are my underwater underwater friends
Yeah, you're my best friends
now let's all cheer
YOU GOTTA COME DOWN HERE
ONCE A YEAR!
Yeah, I'll live in liquid oxygen
And breathes my own pee
It tastes like vodka
'Cause I had some in my coffee before
I comes down here, to say,
Underwater, Underwater, Underwater Friends.
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:00 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:00 pm
I call out to the beasts of the sea
To come forth, and join us
This night is yours
Because, one day, we will all be with you in the blackened deep
One day, we will all go into the water
Go into the water, live there, die there
Live there, die there
We are here for you to guide us
Gone are days of land empires
Let's evolve to take in water
Cloaked in scales, we swim, and swim
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:01 pm
Draco Malfoy: Hey Potter, I taught the Sorting Hat a new trick!
[he places it onto Harry Potter's head]
The Sorting Hat: VIRGIN!
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:01 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:02 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:03 pm
Skwisgaar Skwigelf: (Messing with the toaster) What is wrong with this dumb d***o thing? They give us all the free coffee in the world with no instruction on how to cook it!
(Slams toaster on the ground)
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:03 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:04 pm
Nathan: (being interviewed) We are here to make coffee, metal! We will make everything metal, blacker than the blackest black... times infinity! (edit)
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:04 pm
father: [comes into room after gunshots are heard after an arguement with his wife] Hey, champ... pack your bags! We're going on a little trip! To DISNEYLAND!
son: Is Mom coming?
father: DISNEYLAND!
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:05 pm
Nathan Explosion: (taking over the supermarket's intercom) Price check! Clean up, Aisle Six! Rotted body landsliiiiiiiide. And don't forget our special sale on every bone broken chickennnnn! Hurry! Enjoy our tasty hammer smashed face! Uh, Aisle Three
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:06 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:06 pm
Two-Fingered Fan: (being interviewed) In London, some dude chopped off my fingers and threw 'em up on stage. Murderface rolled 'em up and smoked 'em! (grabbing the microphone) MURDERFACE!
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:07 pm
Murderface: I'm fat! I'm the fat one. Yeah I'm fat, we know that. The one good thing about Jean Pierre being dead is maybe I won't eat so much, and lose these flabby death handles
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:07 pm
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