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 Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:48 pm
Dethklok!
Dethklok!
Dethklok!
Dethklok!
I'm
ticking
for
the
Dethklok! Dethklok!
Skwisgaar Skwigelf
Taller than a tree
Toki Wartooth
Not a bumblebee
William Murderface Murderface Murderface
Pickles the Drummer
Doodily doo, ding dong doodily doodily doo
Nathan Explosion!
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:48 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:49 pm
(Unrelenting Screaming)
My body is a lifeless shell.
Please, please, kill me. Please kill me.
I have not had an erection for 30 years.
I just used my underpants as a restroom.
Please kill me. Dear God, kill me, kill me,
kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me,
kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e.
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:50 pm
I am just a girl,
Just a speck of worthless dust in this rotten world
Yet I must speak to thee
There was once a time where I longed for pretty things
But now that's changed
I long for murder
How long should I wait,
To celebrate my unforgetting hate
Ooooooooooooo
I can't wait to be brutal,
I can't wait to wield a hatchet covered with blood
Cause you're the maggots of my eye
You're a piece of rotting pie to me
Oooooooooooo-ooo
It's been so long since you've been young,
Now you understand (Yes I verys understands)
Yes he does, yes, yes, yes he does
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
La la la la
I'm Pickles, the drummer and I get to sing
Here too cause I'm drunk, and ******** you I'm really really ******** you, d**k weed, ******** you too
I gotta go, I'm gonna go lay down
I'm gonna go lay down now
Ah, ooh, okay, bye
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:51 pm
I'm not OK, you're not OK
My inner child is held for ransom
He's tied up ... in my trunk
Looking for banana stickers
Real bloody hateful
Real bloody hateful
Real bloody hateful
Real bloody hateful
Psy - cho - lo - gic'lly
Devoured
And we'll hold him,
till he is ours
Real bloody hateful
Real bloody hateful
Real bloody hateful
Real bloody hateful
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:52 pm
Punch your clock 'cause your working day is sucking I know,
Pushing hard for employee of the month, You've got your,
Tools of business, And a copy for your clients,
And you're off to work with your briefcase full of guts!
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:52 pm
father: [comes into room after gunshots are heard after an arguement with his wife] Hey, champ... pack your bags! We're going on a little trip! To DISNEYLAND!
son: Is Mom coming?
father: DISNEYLAND!
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:53 pm
Ooh! C'mon, girls!
Rock all day
Sniff that line
Roll that money
No more clowning around for you!
Got it bad?
Then get some blow
They say it's gonna snow
I'm gonna put a white christmas up my nose!
I ain't no weatherman, don't know if it's gonna rain
'Cause I'm a rock 'n' roll clown, I do a lot of cocaine
One of these days they're gonna take me away
'Cause I'm Dr. Rockso, and I do cocaine!
Huh? What's that, Judge?
Oh, why is my nose bleeding?
Oh, well, you see, I... I fell down.
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:54 pm
Child: Is this gonna hurt?
Doctor: Only if God hates you.
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:55 pm
Born of evil
in a fiery volcano
On a mutilating mission
To inflict merciless pain
Sacrifice your soul
To the deity of death
She's concocted your murder
And you've lost all your defense
Try!
But you can't hide!
The hunt is on!
Your life is gone!
Castratikron!
Eyes!
They will go blind!
It won't be long!
Your soul is gone!
Castratikron!
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:55 pm
pirate 1: [has a helm wheel on the front of his pants]
pirate 2: Arr! What's that steering wheel be for?
pirate 1: Arrr, it's driving me nuts!
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:56 pm
Darth Vader: Luke... I am your father!
Luke Skywalker: Noooo! That's impossible!
Darth Vader: It's true! And Princess Leia is your sister!
Luke Skywalker: That's... improbable.
Darth Vader: And the Empire will be defeated by Ewoks!
Luke Skywalker: That's... highly unlikely...
Darth Vader: And as a kid, I built C-3PO!
Luke Skywalker: ...wha?
[time passes]
Darth Vader: And you know that all-powerful Force? That's really just microscopic bacteria called Midichlorians!
Luke Skywalker: [smoking a cigarette] Look, if you're not gonna take this seriously, I'm outta here!
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:57 pm
Stand before the jury,
Die or face the fury,
Comedy is death,
HATREDY!
Step into this moonlight,
Doctoring the dead light,
Tragic running more,
HATREDY!
Through the rape of night, blinded by your might
Irony in spite, sometimes in the light
Think to die on stage, shredded by your rage
Hating your own face, comedic disgrace
You I hate,
Await your fate,
Your time has come,
to die on stage.
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:57 pm
Queen Beryl: Soon I will have your life force, Sailor Moon, and my plan to rule the earth will come to fruition!
[notices her erection]
Queen Beryl: Oh! Anime sure is weird
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:58 pm
George W. Bush: My name is George W. Bush, and I approve this message: Tacos rule.
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