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 Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 7:32 am
Recieved: Two small children that look horribly alike to Denzel. ><
Inserts: Mega All materia
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 10:13 am
The machine vomits materia.... A lot of different kinds expect white and black materia
Insert blank book
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 11:27 am
Recieved: Jenova-mutated Death Note.
Inserted: My lurv~
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 2:41 pm
You receive...wait, lurv?...anyways, you receive a...someone else's lu...lurv...
Inserts a abused FF7 game manual
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 7:41 pm
You get a new FF7 Strategy guide
Puts in poster of Sephiroth
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 9:02 am
You recieve a poster of a tied up, naked, begging, yearning and lustful, cat eared Tifa...Uh...Uh...Gasm!
Inserts Ex-Shinra President's dead corpse with blade still lodged in it...
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 11:42 am
You get a headcrad zombie who eats the dead body but dies because of all the fat on it and you get the sword back cleaned and polished, nice. Also the machine vomits 1 million gil, with some materia mixed in.
Inserts photo of Tifa
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 12:27 pm
You get a picture of Sephiroth in a provocative pose, pointing at you, making it seems as though he craves you, with nothing on but an extremely tight speedo; he's also licking the edge of his blade, while blood from his tongue is running down his fine form, and if that doesn't satisfy you, Clouds in the background with lotion on his hands, ready to satisfy Sephie's every nee......I can't take this nemore...Gotta go before gayness fully takes over...
Well, that was weird...neways, inserts 1 million gil, some materia, and a headcrad zombie zombie (Since it died twice)
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 2:12 pm
You get a debeaked headcrab with some watermelon [Note, the headcrab likes watermelon] and a Behamut Zero materia
Insert golden crowbar with photo of Gordon Freeman
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 3:20 pm
What, do you get a kick off my photo descriptions? Jeez, well here goes...
YOU GET A PHOTO OF GORDON BASHING YOUR HEAD IN WITH THE GOLDEN CROWBAR!!! HA!!!
Inserts Zack in Wolf Form (AC)
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 7:29 pm
You get emo Cloud from AC with a wolf head and human body.
*inserts fanon pairing*
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 5:57 am
Congratulations~ You've just received a copy of the Mog game at the Golden Saucer.
Inserts: Chocobo toenail.
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 8:16 am
You receive the Chocobo in which the toenail came from...And it's pretty pissed...
Inserts my hand...
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 9:31 am
You receive four fingers and a thumb. Then you pull out your hand to realize.......that all of your appendages are still in tact.
Inserts: Strand of Zack's hair.
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 10:55 am
You receive Zack...yes, thats all...(Creativeness gone for the minute)
Inserts Tifa's Bar...
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