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 Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 7:50 pm
Unfortunately, Chuck Norris takes with him to his grave all knowledge of roundhouse kicks.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 8:12 pm
Fortunately, roundhouse kicks to the face are no longer the leading cause of death in the world.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 8:14 pm
Unfortunately, the leading cause is accidental deaths of karate students fatally injuring themselves in numchuck accidents.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 8:18 pm
Fortunately, Aeropostle comes out with new nylon coated lithium smothered alloy that covers the nunchuks, bouncing off human skin, thus reducing causes of death.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 8:27 pm
Unfortunately they cost $49.99 + tax each [so you need to buy two for a set], so most people can't afford them.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 8:40 pm
Fortunately, the cost inflation doesn't matter because everyone is rich
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 8:56 pm
Unfortunately, the world becomes poorer because there are no good ninja movies any more and everyone even remotely related to the movie business plunges into debt.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 9:03 pm
Fortunately, this means more plays!
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 6:53 pm
Unfortunately, everyone in the movie business loses their job.
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 6:55 pm
fortunately they still know how to make movies and do and just give them away
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:00 pm
Unfortunately they go bankrupt for all of the free movies, and a second Great Depression begins.
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:55 pm
^ fortunately people are smarter this time and don't by the cheap adjustable rate mortgages offered by banks this time.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 7:50 am
Unfortunately, Chuck Norris decides to come back to life in the form of a 300,000,000 ton meteor, hurtling towards earth.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:29 pm
Fortunately, that meteor is made of pure platinum, so we'll all have precious metal lodged in our brains
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:34 pm
Unfortunately, nobody will get rich from it because we're all dead.
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