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 Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 11:41 pm
Recieve an old fat guy playing a banjo.
Insert Team Fortress 2 without hats.
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 12:48 am
You get bags of their shaved body hair.
I insert Skullcandy headphones.
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 8:35 am
You get a pair of Beats by Dre
I insert a screaming man who sounds like a woman screaming about Chthulu.
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 5:48 pm
You get Johnny Depp in pirate form with a bottle of Jack. *inserts Nyan Cat*
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 9:52 pm
You get a very painful migraine.
I insert a burnt Snuggie.
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 10:10 pm
You received a burnt child, crying in agony in your arms. You wonder if you should comfort it, or will you hurt it's skin? But if you ignore it, it will feel abandoned in the state of how much support it needs. Your very soul is scarred each time you hear it's croaked, damaged voice cry out to it's mother, who was also lost in the burnt snuggie accident. Don't ever burn those snuggies.
8D
I insert a d***o.
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 10:30 pm
Use your imagination. emotion_awesome
I insert said burnt child.
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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 12:18 am
You get a burnt adult, bitter and pissed off at the world. It's not really the world the person is pissed off at, but you for not nurturing it, and burning it in the first place. Good going...
I insert an incubus.
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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 11:06 am
you receive an arrest warrant for serial rape
i insert a pile of snow and an angel feather
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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 7:23 pm
You recieve a snow angel
I insert the Tokyo Gore Police movie
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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 10:56 pm
You get a bloody shotgun.
*inserts Kanye West*
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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 11:31 pm
Out pops a slightly downhearted Taylor Swift.
I insert a pen.
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 6:31 am
you receive an old number 1 chewed up pencil and an ungraded scantron test
i insert oprah
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 11:23 am
Out pops a new car, a laptop, cruise tickets, airline tickets, several novels, a few sobbing women, a couch with Tom Cruise jumping up and down on it, and birth control pills.
I insert the gunk I found under the fridge.
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 6:00 pm
You get a flesh-eating virus.
*inserts a zombie brain*
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