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 Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 7:44 pm
You get a pimp selling you for sex...
I insert a kiss
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Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 8:14 pm
You get a hug.
*shifty eyes* I insert todays paperwork.
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Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 7:34 am
It comes back out, but shredded.
I insert myself.
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Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 2:06 pm
You get an army of zombies after your BRAINS!!!
I insert a pregnancy test...
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Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 1:51 am
CONGRATULATIONS!!! It's a baby. . . squid.
I insert testosterone.
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Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 8:54 am
You get a horny guy trying to rape you, but failing miserably.
I insert pie-flavored pie.
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Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 11:54 am
You get whipped cream
I insert an ocarina
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Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 12:26 pm
you get a watch, a translucent crystal, and a golden triangle
i insert a pineapple
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Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 11:36 pm
You get Louis Anderson screaming "Here, have a pineapple!"
I insert a Muppet that's high on heroine.
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 3:30 pm
You get a magic balloon.
I insert Mama Luigi.
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 3:51 pm
You get nothing.
Insert pain.
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 4:49 pm
you receive an empty pharmacy bottle labelled "vicodin"
i insert the dictionary
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:27 pm
You receive the complete list of words used in the 2007 National Spelling Bee Championship.
I insert a half-eaten moon pie.
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:59 pm
You get a comet. You might wanna duck.
I insert a nasty-smelling air freshener.
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 7:54 pm
You get a rancid v****a.
I insert a sniper rifle.
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