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Once upon a time there was a moose. It was eating baked flowers, but it was suddenly bitten by a llama and it screamed like a girl. Why did pirates have rum? The fox came to destroy the birds invasion and ate the politicians. He then stole a flaming cactus. He thought it smelled like treachory. The fairy wanted a moose that could act like a Minion. Of course that minion was going to eat the flowers again. The llama bit a chimp so the moose demolished Mr. Fox. Mr. Fox was angry at the llama for biting him. The llama bit the moose afterwards. However, Mr. Ghost Fox came to kill Mr. Llama and then suceeded. Poor moose. He got mad. The terrifying moose imagined doom. The moose's nose broke and he decided to give the fairy a llama. This llama was strange and...