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 Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:28 pm
((I am extending this until I say so crying ))
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Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:38 pm
Aludra Yvette... "Pin the sperm on the egg sounds perfect... since thats how we got into this in the first place." Aludra gave Kenneth a little smile as she drew out her wand and gave it a wave. Up on the wall was an enlarged egg and below it was a box full of enlarged sperm wiggling around in the box like tadpoles. "Alright, who wants to go first?" she said with a mischievous smile, a blindfold in her hand. Aludra knew that not many people would be willing to touch the moving sperm. ...6th Year Slytherin ((Yes the sperm moves! lol The power of the wand.))
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Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 4:05 pm
Ayamae blinked at the box of squirming j**z. She wondered if they were real...if they'd had an engorgement charm placed upon them...and if so...who had wanked off into that box?
"Are those real? I really don't need to be touching spooge at the moment....don't feel like being pregnant just yet..."
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Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 4:50 pm
L ῑ ʆ У Ⓢc ⋀ ℝ ℓ ℇ t RaѵєȠɰѺoʠ ╔══════════════════════════════════════════════╗Lily smiled at everyone talked, but frowned when her stomach growled lightly. Focusing only on her stomach, she walked over to the sweets side of the food table. She stopped srubtly at the choclate frogs packages, and took a couple, opening one and taking a bite out of it. Yummy!╚══════════════════════════════════════════════╝
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Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 4:55 pm
 Antoinette Machiavelli— Slytherin ; Second Year
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Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 5:28 pm
 Professor Kenneth ReynoldsD.A.D.A - Head of Gryffindor - Auror
Kenneth eyed the contents of the box that Aludra had summon forth. He reached down into the contain to touch the little fellows. When he with drew his hand he said, "Nothing to be frightened of they are not real, just magically enchanted hunks of plastic." He dived his hand back in and pulled one out, "see" he said as he banged it on the table. TAP TAP TAP "Just plastic, don't worry no one here's going to get pregnant from just touching them." He laughed and then added very quickly so it would be hard for anyone to catch what he said, "Now if my little fellows got on you they would knock you up just by touching you."
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Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 6:58 pm
Aludra Yvette... "Now that you mention it Ayamae, I should have just had Kay's little soilders specially enlarged just for your pleasure." she said with a little smile, knowing how much she detested him. Not only that, but it would make a for a great laugh later on in the party. "So who wants to go first? Anyone?"
Aludra almost bursted at the seems after hearing Kenneths comment about his little soilders. "Kenneth!" she snickered and she went over to him and wrapped her arms around his neck. "Well you do certainly get the job done love." ...6th Year Slytherin
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Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:05 pm
((blah, been busy. Sorry!))
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Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:31 pm
 Callysto Volkova | Language Master | Head of Slytherin Callysto winced at the suggested game. She'd so far managed to stay away from any sperm and rather wished to keep it that way. And she was still feeling a bit annoyed at the prospect of the children not having godparents. It wasn't that she thought anything would happen to her friends but that she wanted the excuse to spoil. She frowned and began to busy herself, filling up a plate of snacks.
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Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:14 pm
0-Azula-0 Aludra Yvette... "Now that you mention it Ayamae, I should have just had Kay's little soilders specially enlarged just for your pleasure." she said with a little smile, knowing how much she detested him. Not only that, but it would make a for a great laugh later on in the party. "So who wants to go first? Anyone?"
Aludra almost bursted at the seems after hearing Kenneths comment about his little soilders. "Kenneth!" she snickered and she went over to him and wrapped her arms around his neck. "Well you do certainly get the job done love." ...6th Year Slytherin Ayamae chuckled. "In the immortal words of Captain Jack Sparrow, Kay is eunuchy. Snip snip." She made a scissor motion in the air with her fingers. "Can't enlarge little soldiers that he doesn't have, love."
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Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 5:20 pm
Professor Kenneth ReynoldsD.A.D.A - Head of Gryffindor - Auror
Kenneth nearly wet himself he was laughing so hard at Aya's joke about Kay. "Oh my god Aya that was a hoot." Once Kenneth finally got a hold of himself he said, "well since no one is volunteering to go first I will then." He took the blind fold from Aludra and wrapped it around his eyes, and then reached over and felt around on the table to grab his sperm. With the sperm in hand he started toward the wall with the egg, his hand outstretched with the sperm in hand. Unknown to Kenneth his aim was way off and his sperm ended up attached the the wall next to the egg.
When he took a step back and slipped the blind fold off to check out how well he did. What he saw surprised him, he had missed by a mile. "ugh looks like my aim was way off the mark." he said chuckling as he walked back to the table to drop the blind fold for someone else to use next.
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Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 8:46 pm
Ayamae was happy that her joke was appreciated. "There'll be more than that one as long as Kay's breathing, let me tell you." She chuckled as he put the sperm on the wall next to the egg. "It's a wonder you're having twins with technique like that!" She crossed the room to the table and picked up the blindfold. She got a sperm from the box, put the blindfold on and went for the wall.
She grimaced as it wriggled in her hand. "Ugh...god this reminds me of muggle college." She'd gone...if only for the parties. She felt the sperm she held out in front of her connect with something finally, and she pulled the blindfold off. She'd at least managed to get it borderline between the wall and the egg. "Oh well. My family never has been known for their straight shooting..."
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 5:16 am
Aludra Yvette... "Its a wonder I'm pregnant at all by the looks of that." she added with a smile. "But outside of the game I can garentee his aim is like a marksmens." The sperm wiggled on the wall a good distance away from the egg as Ayamae stepped up to make her mark. At least two people had started to play spin the Sperm on the Egg. She looked around with a worried expression feeling she had planned most of this wrong. It seemed to be moving pretty slowly... maybe she should had phoned her mother or Kenneth's for help. Aludra turned saw that Ayamae has gotten at least the boarder of the egg with her sperm. "Nice shot." she compliented. ...7th Year Slytherin
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 5:20 am
(( Oh my gosh, I forgot all about Aludra and Kenneth's party~ x_x So busy these days... can I party with? XD ))
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 5:53 am
((of course! come on in biggrin the more the merrier... i hope i spelled that right.))
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