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 Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:41 pm
Unfortunately, Jackie Chan underestimated the power of Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick.
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 3:07 pm
Fortunately Jackie Chan called Jet li and they tag teamed ol' Chuckie
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:04 pm
Unfortunately, Chuck Norris decided to divide by zero thus destroying everything within a five mile radius him.
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:14 pm
Fortunately, Chuck
couldn't do math at all, so
Jackie and Jet lived
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:16 pm
Unfortunantly, Mr. Rogers showed up in a blood stained sweater with a machete.
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:16 pm
Unfortunately, Mr. T showed up and it brought upon the Apocalypse!
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:19 pm
Fortunantly, Mr. Rogers had been to RANGER SCHOOL and was able to neutralize the Apocalpse.
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:24 pm
Unfortunately
Mr. Rogers stabbed himself
and died soon after
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:26 pm
Fortunantly, as a Ranger School Graduate, he recieved two tomahawks, which can be used to kill anything, and killed Chuck Norris before bleeding out.
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:28 pm
Unfortunately
Chuck was so powerful that
when he died, Earth died
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:30 pm
Unfortunately Chuck Norris became a zombie.
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:30 pm
Fortunantly, God stretched out his hand and Earth was restored to its previous state, only without Chuck Norris.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 7:07 pm
Unfortunately, God decided to take out Jackie Chan and Jet Lee too. sad
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 7:09 pm
unfortunately they also became zombies.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 7:12 pm
Fortunately, I killed them
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