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 Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 9:38 pm
What are some of your favorite FMA quotes? Memoriable moments? Things that made you laugh or cry (and yes, we all cried when my hubbie hughes died... crying rest in peace maes...)? ^_^ These are just a few of my own.
Gracia: ^_^ Who wants refills on their birthday tea?
Maes: ^_^ Sounds wonderful.
Gracia: *falls to the floor*
Maes: ... AH! GRACIA! *runs from his chair*
Gracia: Honey, it's here...
Maes: The tea?
Gracia: The BABY!
Maes: WAAAHH!! b-b-but the doctor said NEXT week!
Gracia: Well, the BABY just said NOW and i'm pretty sure SHE gets to choose!
Maes: o-o-OK!!
Ed: Heh heh heh... You owe me for this one Colonel...
Roy: .... There is something disturbing about being in your debt...
Riza: *kicks roy to the ground*
Roy: HEY! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
Riza: You're useless on rainy days. Please stand back, Colonel.
Roy: ........ *useless?!*
Maes: Hey... is it over?
Armstrong: Lieutenant Colonel Hughes... Where have YOU been all this time?
Maes: Hiding! If things went bad, SOMEONE had to live to tell the tale!
Roy: You know, next time, could you consider possibly helping us?
Maes: Forget it! Don't try to drag normal humans like me under the big top with the rst of you freaks!
Roy: Freaks...
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 9:42 pm
g2gpotty lives by me in fact we're friends!
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 9:51 pm
(WARNING:!HUGE SPOILER!:WARNING
Envy *as the form of Sloth, or Trisha*: Stop it Edo.
Ed: Don't ******** with me! (Ed punches Envy in the face*
Envy *as the form of Dr. Marco: Edowardo-kun!
*Ed punches Envy again*
Envy*As the form of Hughes*:Edo.
*Ed punches Envy again*
Envy *As the form of Roy*: Fullmetal, do you plan on killing me?
Ed: That is the EASIEST face to punch! *Ed Punches Envy again* Show your true face *punch* You only borrow people's apperances and manipulate their hearts. *Punch* That's the only thing you can do! *punch*
Envy: Do you want to see it so badly?!?
Ed: If you can show it to me! *makes fist and lifts hand for another punch*
Envy: I'll show it to you then! *light is shown*
*Ed stops*
*Envy in his true self*: What's wrong? You wanted to see it, didn't you? *his true self looks much like Hohenhiem*
Ed: Fa...ther...?!
Dante: Envy was... the first homunculus Hohenhiem created, back when he was younger. Back then, our child died from mercury poison. He tried to bring him back to life, and failed.
Close up on Ed's face
Envy: And then he abandoned me. You must understand, right? Close up on Envy's true face Why I hate him...
*Envy stabs Ed*
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Edit: It's now word per word!! Whoo Hoo!
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:36 pm
Roy: You can't say i didn't try and protect the kid. But i'll dutifully obey my orders at least until i become fuhrer and every one of them is obeying me.
Riza: Be more discreet about those declarations sir. Some may call them treason.
Havoc: She's right, chief. It's a presumptious thing to say. You got a detah wish or something?
Roy, stops walking: That's a stupid question Havoc. I say it because it's true. And when i'm fuhrer, there will be changes. THAT DAY, ALL FEMALE OFFICERS WILL BE REUQIRED TO WEAR TINY MINISKIRTS!!!
Riza, sighs
Havoc, drops cig from mouth and nose bleeds: You;re a miracle Mustang. I'll follow you everywhere!
Roy: Yes!
Riza walks by...
Ed: Yeah, but before i do anything i'll have to see my mechanic. You know the one.
Roy: Of course ed. How could i forget. I saw you in her house, unconcious with that same stump of an arm you have now, balling in your sleep IT HURTS I'M GONNA PEE MY PANTS. So tough.
Maes: I'm telling you roy, it's a trip. Ever since she's been pregnant, she's turned hotter than a love goddess. It's like this angel flew down from heaven and kissed her on the --
Roy hangsup. Maes: Lousy phones! Cutting off my conversations. I can't do anything here!
Falman: You're the one we can't do anything with. Now how are they supposed to expect me to run a tight security with a family of four and a love bird?
Maes: So how am i gonna handle it if she has the baby tomorrow? I mean emotionally?
Roy: Hughes, you've told me about this 50 time already. if youre really having problems containing yourself take it up with your wife.
Maes: I already have roy. I talked to her this morning!
Roy: THEN STOP BOTHERING ME!
Riza, picks up a phone: I'm sorry to interrupt you major, but let me offer a bit a feminine advice. BABIES AREN'T BORN AFTER JUST 5 MONTHS!
Roy: Hey, Hughes, you think there's a way to send a flame through a phone line, torching someone's ear off?
Maes: I dunno Flame Alchemist, i'll have my people on it.
(Whenever Maes says to Roy, "FIND YOURSELF A GOOD WIFE!")
Gracia: Who wants refills on their birthday tea?
Maes: Sounds wonderful.
Gracia: *falls to the floor*
Maes: ... AH! GRACIA! *runs from his chair*
Gracia: Honey, it's here...
Maes: The tea?
Gracia: The BABY!
Maes: WAAAHH!! b-b-but the doctor said NEXT week!
Gracia: Well, the BABY just said NOW and i'm pretty sure SHE gets to choose!
Maes: Right! I'll get the doctor! You kids help her!
Ed: How do we do that?!!
Riza kicks Roy backwards and fires at Scar.
Roy: That's no way to get promoted, Hawkeye!
Riza: Relax sir, you're flame attack's no good in the rain.
Jean: She's right colonel, wet gloves can't make a spark.
Maes (quoting Roy) to Ed: Don't die under my command, you're enough of a pain without the paperwork.
Ed: Tell him Fine, there's no way i'm dying before you do, you morally bankrupt colonel with a god complex.
Maes: "Hi, i'm Ed and Al's friend the lieutenant colonel or Maes hughes. I've heard a lot about you."
Winry: "Hi."
Maes: "Oh and lest i forget. This is my beautiful daughter Elicia! Isn't she a bundle of divine cuteness? I bet you're dying to meet her!"
Winry: "Uh yeah."
Meas: "You're lucky arriving into town today. It's Elicia's birthday tomorrow!"
Winry: "I almost forgot. It's Ed's birthday tomorrow too."
Maes: "Ah, what an excellent point. We'll have to get him a gift too! Oh that reminds me. i'm dying to know, what are you getting Elicia for her birthday tomorrow?"
Winry: "Huh?"
Maes: "What? A teddy bear? One bigger than she is? Great, she''l absolutely love that!"
Maes: Welcome to the eastern command center festivle, a garunteed break from that soldier grind. incidentally, take a look...
Maes, unfolds a giant picture of Elicia with a teddy bear...
Maes: My daughter who turned three this year, isn't she adorable?!
soldiers chuck things at the picture, tipping it over and falling on maes. As it falls, Maes: Oh no! don't fall on daddy! ELICIAAA! OW!
Maes: And now without further distraction we move directly to the day's main event. in the red corner the flame alchemist and hero of the eatsern rebellion, Col. roy mustang, give it up!
Crowd: BOO!! Give me back my girlfriend! You just want a promotion!
Maes: in the blue corner, the fullmetal alchemist and living legend of the people, let's hear it for edward elric!
Crowd: What? I can't see him. Working grade schooler is more like it. Good luck beansprout!
Ed: Err! don't call me small! i'll break down your feet and stick them on your head!
Al: calm down.
ed: alright al, today's a great day. the day i beat mustang's pumpous mug in front of the whole army and get some damn respect.
al: but we're indebted to him.
ed: he's asked for it. saying he knows all we do, acting like he let our secret out. then not telling me what i need to know.
al: so what's your strategy?
ed: i told you a fist in his face!
ed, to mustang: this assessment means nothing to me. if i win you tell me all you know about marco. and let's not forget you'll have a new cat.
maes: alchemists get set! ahem...
Maes turn around and runs. as he is he says,: READY AND FIGHT!
Ed: what?
Mustang: Too slow!
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 7:23 pm
I dont know any really but those were funny ^^
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:34 pm
Al was once called a trashcan
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:09 pm
After getting called short Ed is mad(of coarse), Al is holding him back, someone says something about his automail arm."ALPHONSE LET YOUR BROTHER GO" Winry
Doctor"Its just a little food poisioning"
Al"You mean its not from eating too much?"
Ed"Oh shut up"
um I know more but I dont want to put any sad ones.
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 9:10 pm
Winry: Ed.... You didn't drink your milk.....
Ed: I hate milk. It tastes worse than vomit.
Winry: YOU HAVE TO DRINK YOUR MILK OR YOU WON'T GET BETTER! *Shoves milk in Ed's face*
Ed: *pushes milk away* WHO GIVES A DAMN IF I DRINK THAT CRAP!
Winry:Since you don't drink milk, you'll always be as small as a bean.
Ed: A BEAN!!!!! scream
Roy: An invoice?
Lt.??( don't know her name.): Ed would like the military to reimburse him on his treatments and other exspences.
Lt. Hawkeye: *Snatches invoice* Junk food.( do you really need junk food while in the hospital?) *Looks at box full of junk food*Literature.( translation: comics )*Looks at box of comics* And there's an awful lot of unexplained reciepts from toy stores.( apparently, a 14-year-old with no limbs and 15-year-old that's been hospitalized need something to occupy their time.)*Looks at box full of toys.*
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 7:07 am
Roy,: That's a stupid question Havoc. I say it because it's true. And when i'me fuhrer, there will be changes. THAT DAY, ALL FEMALE OFFICERS WILL BE REUQIRED TO WEAR TINY MINISKIRTS!!!
xd
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 10:26 am
ED~N~AL ELRIC27 Al was once called a trashcan haha i remember that. ^^ that was hilarious. sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 10:37 am
hunter114 g2gpotty lives by me in fact we're friends! What dose that have to do with anything?
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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 11:03 pm
ED: Shrimp I'll show you shrimp
Short I'm not short
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 11:09 am
I don't know why, but my freind and I found this hillarious.
"It's the bad place!" - Gluttony (By the way.... does anyone know what the bad place is? I never quite figured that out.)
Oh, yeah. And I like when Maes met Lust and said "Hey, that's one sexy tattoo you've got there, babe."
I also liked when Alexander went off with Ed's watch and Ed said "Hey, give that back, you mutt! Does that thing have a big tag that says Alexander on it?!"
I've got a few more I really like, but I can't think of them. sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 11:48 am
Ed:WHO YOU CALLING SHORT WHO YOU CAN CRUSH LIKE A ANT
Al:brother calm down
cop:sry 4 the 3rd degree
Ed:jumps up and lands on siren
Ed:"lands on boobs and jumps up
Siren:You never fought a woman have you??
Siren:pulls down zipper and shows alchemy symbol and deck of cards
Ed:falls back
Siren:later shrimpy
Ed:WHO YOU CALLING SHORT ID BE TALL IN HEELS TO YA KNOW
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:01 pm
This was all in the game. I just luved these funny parts...so i recorded them.
This was after Ed and Al had a duel with Armstrong and was beaten by him
Ed: (on the ground) so this is it...I'm gonna die here...what an embarassing way to go...
Armstrong: Hm? wait...oh no no...oh no you shouldn't have Edward Elric! You thought the two of you against me alone was an unfair fight, so you went easy on me, didn't you?
Ed: *Thinking in his head* I've never fought harder in my life!
Armstrong: (with tears down his face) Such mercy! I can feel the love! Oh you fill me with such happiness Edward Elric! BUT! No need to hold back. We must test our strengths on each other with all our might.
Ed: *whispers* Al....let's make a run f----what? *Looks at the far end of the field* Al! How did you get away so fast?!
Al: Take him out for me ed!
Armstrong: What a gentle hearted little brother...Now we can fight man to man, one on one without reservation. Come give me all you have Edward Elric! I shall do that same! *shows off muscles* BEHOLD!!! THE ARTISTIC PHYSICAL COMBAT TRAINING SECRET NO.2 ACCORDING TO THE ARMSTRONG TRADITION!!!
Ed: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*and the screen blacks out*
Ed was asking about a ring he received from a mysterious woman
Ed: Which reminds me, what do you make of this ring? *pulls outu ring*
Roy: What's this?
Ed: I just told you, it's a ring!
Roy: I'm sorry, but I can't accept a gift like this from another man.
Ed: IT'S NOT A GIFT YOU MORON!!!
Hughes: Oh? So you're giving it to a girl? Haha...your'e blossoming early shrimp
Ed: That aint it either, AND DON'T CALL ME A SHRIMP!!!
Roy: It just looks like an ordinary ring to me, why? is there something about it?
Ed: Hmm? Well...nah...no...if you've never seen it before, then forget it.
Hughes: Hmmm...something's fishy around here, and it ain't cod. *GASP* Wait a minute! You're not trying to woo my little girl at such a young age are you?
Ed: Excuuuuuse me?
Hughes: *With a gun* Roy...let's grill this shrimp...I'll get the skewers.
Roy: And I'll provide the flames.
Al: How could you Ed? Trying to win her favour at the age of 2! You start early, don't u?
Ed: SHUT UP!!!
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