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Hello ladies and gentlemen! This is The_Ky-Guy here, and I decided to make an RP for you spelling nazis out there. It's called "The Adventures of Blue Strawberry and the Nice Mean Guy." It is the adventures of a little blue strawberry going on an adventure with a nice, nice mean guy named "Nice Mean Guy." They encounter many foes, such as the blender, and the guy that hands out "new faith" packets at the airport. Here is a character list that I threw together in the last moment:

Storywriter/Narrator- The guy who tells the story however he wants. He determines the fates of the characters most of the time.
Played by: Ky-Guy (Yours truly. 3nodding )

Blue Strawberry- He is just a blue strawberry. He lost his parents to an evil guy when he was only the young age of 32. He is now trying to get revenge on the evil, but he doesn't know what it is.
Played by:

Nice Mean Guy- He is a 52-year-old man who is fat, bald, and sports a white, sweat-stained tank-top. He used to work at a car dealership until they laid him off. He is sometimes nice, but is often mean to blue strawberry, despite the two them being friends.
Played by:

Dr. Dork- He is the scientist that supplies our protagonists with random junk that may or may not help them. He is 4'8, blad, and wears really thick glasses. He likes computers, cosplays. and reading John Wyndham novels.
Played by:

"New Faith" Packet Guy- An enemy of our heroes: he often tries to hand them packets about a "New Faith" of some sort.
Played by: Flink.Pamingo

Blender- Another enemy (or perhaps a loner) that attacks our heroes. He is a blender, and that is one of the worst enemies to any strawberry, especially a blue one.
Played by:

Pizza Joe- A 48-year-old man who delivers pizzas for an unknown pizza shop owner. He has a big moustache, sweaty armpits, and a green and red striped shirt. He sometimes gives our heroes random advice, but usually babbles about random crap.
Played by:

Razzleberry Longcake of Purpleton- The antagonist of the story. He took Blue Strawberry's parents away from him at the childhood age of 32. He is big, strong, evil, and wears a dress with striped stockings. He also has a long beard.
Played by: Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu

(If you have anymore characters in mind, please tell me. 3nodding )

Keep trying. Maybe something will spark our interest.

But the guild really doesn't like being all that fruity. XD Afraid they'll get eaten. Only Twilight doesn't fear being eaten! Because he is eaten. And eaten often. XD

Consider yourself hired!

(Hehe! I wanted to randomly say that. xd )

I'm convinced that you designed the part with me in mind.
Don't deny it.

Flink always wanted to be a religious nut!

"New Faith" Packet Guy is the role for her! -happy dances-

Tofu votes that the Flinkness should be an actual nut.
It fits with the edibility of the rest of the characters.

Yes, a religious 'New Faith' Pistachio! surprised

If you didn't, we'd be forced to eat you with our next serving of Twilight.