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NaviF00L
Captain

PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 1:38 pm


I'm not going to explain this very well because I think confusion will add nicely to the confusion. It's like a roleplay but with everyone playing all of the roles.

First, I will give you the beginning sentence. The next person to post will add another sentence or two or three or a small paragraph or whatever they want to add. (Try not to bore us to death with a really long post.) Each person who posts thereafter will continue the story with their own addition. You can end your post mid-sentence if you wish to do so. In fact, it's more amusing that way. You can do anything you want with the story as long as you keep it clean. So here we go....

Once upon a time there was a deck of cards. It lay upon the table in a neat little stack, minding its own business, until one fine morning when.....
PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 1:45 pm


NaviF00L
I'm not going to explain this very well because I think confusion will add nicely to the confusion. It's like a roleplay but with everyone playing all of the roles.

First, I will give you the beginning sentence. The next person to post will add another sentence or two or three or a small paragraph or whatever they want to add. (Try not to bore us to death with a really long post.) Each person who posts thereafter will continue the story with their own addition. You can end your post mid-sentence if you wish to do so. In fact, it's more amusing that way. You can do anything you want with the story as long as you keep it clean. So here we go....

Once upon a time there was a deck of cards. It lay upon the table in a neat little stack, minding its own business, until one fine morning when.....

...Boris the cat, who was not particularly intelligent, accidentally swallowed them because he thought they were a piece of tuna.

They took some trouble going down, but once they hit his stomach, marvelous things began to happen to Boris. Simply amazing things. For one...

Kibeth--Walker
Vice Captain


Kibeth--Walker
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 4:07 pm


((No one is continuing... cry ))
PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:25 pm


... Boris found that he could shuffle himself, if just for a moment at a time. It was quite fun to rearrange his body parts, and he realized how ridiculous he looked with a spleen for a face and a face for an arm and the arm somewhere he didn't quite know of. Boris also noticed that...

[Nevar]
Crew


NaviF00L
Captain

PostPosted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 9:14 am


...he could change suit. But he also realized that some might consider that cheating so he left himself a cat of spades and set out to find some real tuna or perhaps a piece of blueberry pie.

Now normally....

((@Kibeth: I was just waiting for someone else to join in. I sometimes worry that a lot of the threads will turn into you and me talking to each other.

@whoever: Sorry for difficult leave-off if the next person to post happens to find it difficult.))
PostPosted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 10:25 pm


NaviF00L
...he could change suit. But he also realized that some might consider that cheating so he left himself a cat of spades and set out to find some real tuna or perhaps a piece of blueberry pie.

Now normally....

((@Kibeth: I was just waiting for someone else to join in. I sometimes worry that a lot of the threads will turn into you and me talking to each other.

@whoever: Sorry for difficult leave-off if the next person to post happens to find it difficult.))

Boris would have to go and search the neighborhood for a windowsill that had some tuna or blueberry pie waiting to cool. But now, with his newfound abilites, he realized he had other methods of obtaining his happiness.

So he set out to the Spells And Hexes Supermarket down the street and...

Kibeth--Walker
Vice Captain


[Nevar]
Crew

PostPosted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 11:46 pm


He set up a little booth in front of the store. And he began showing all of the people his wondrous new Cat of Spades abilities, until suddenly the manager....
PostPosted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 3:20 pm


Raven_Cry
He set up a little booth in front of the store. And he began showing all of the people his wondrous new Cat of Spades abilities, until suddenly the manager....

...began playing the violin! Boris now had wondroud accompaniment to his act, and his profits began to increase.


In a place far away, though, someone was watching Boris, and they...

Kibeth--Walker
Vice Captain


[Nevar]
Crew

PostPosted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 4:59 pm


felt fear in their heart, since he was a man made entirely out of tuna, or perhaps a tuna somehow shaped like a man. A cat that could change suit, and shuffle, and make money could certainly eat tuna, and perhaps even buy tuna, and there would go the man's girlfriend Harriet. So he vowed to find a way to shuffle himself into blueberry pie, which he reasoned was much less appealing to a cat than tuna fish.
PostPosted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:08 pm


{{this sounds fun}}}


Boris and the violin playing owner of the super market set out.People played poker with Boris while the violin playing owner of the super market,whos name was susan,played a song for the men & women to enjoy.

Panic Mime


Kibeth--Walker
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:31 pm


Panic Mime
{{this sounds fun}}}


Boris and the violin playing owner of the super market set out.People played poker with Boris while the violin playing owner of the super market,whos name was susan,played a song for the men & women to enjoy.

Suddenly, the Dark Lord Voldemort appeared and began demanding blood for a sacrifice!

The manager bopped Voldemort over the head with his violin.

Voldermort was escorted to the hospital. Everyone cheered.

"And now," said Boris, trying to get the crowd's attention back on himself, "for my next trick, I will turn this ordinary orange... into a German cabaret!"

The crowd held its breath in anticipation as Boris...
PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:40 pm


did just that!Boris smiled a catty smile and so did susan and off they went travaling to far away places when boris smelt tuna turning into bluberry pie when they saw....

Panic Mime


Kibeth--Walker
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:00 pm


Panic Mime
did just that!Boris smiled a catty smile and so did susan and off they went travaling to far away places when boris smelt tuna turning into bluberry pie when they saw....

Fireworks!

Boris's reaction to this was...
PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 11:59 pm


To screech and howl and claw Susan's dress. Even in a random improvisational story, animals hate fireworks. Susan...

[Nevar]
Crew


Panic Mime

PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:39 am


gigglied.As a cross dressing man he was strange but than a giant yellow tail...
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