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 Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 9:08 pm
I found it on somebodys Gaian profile..
Making fun of emos... lol
Emo Kid Adam And Andrew lyrics
Artist: Adam And Andrew
Album: Music Pimps
Year: 2005
Title: Emo Kid Print
Correct
Dear Diary
Mood: Apathetic
My life is spiraling downward
I couldn’t get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry concert
It sucks cause they play some of my favorite songs like “Stab my heart because I love you” and “Rip apart my soul” and of course “Stabby rip stab stab” And It doesn’t help that I couldn’t get my hair to do that flippy thing either…like that guy from that band can do….some days you know...
I’m an emo kid, non-conforming as can be
You’d be non-conforming too if you look just like me
I have paint on my nails and makeup on my face
I’m almost emo enough to start shaving my legs
Cause I feel real deep when dressing in drag
I call it freedom of expression, most just call me a f**
Our dudes look like chicks and chicks look like dykes
Cause emo is one step below transvestite
Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I don’t jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo
I’m dark and sensitive with low self esteem
The way I dress makes everyday feel like Halloween
I have no real problems but I like to make believe
I stole my sister’s mascara now I’m grounded for a week
Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies
I can’t get through a hawthorne heights album without sobbing
Girls keep breaking up with me, it’s never any fun
They say they already have a p***y, they don’t need another one
Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I don’t jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo
Dye in my hair and polish on my toes
I must be emo
I play guitar and write suicide notes
I must be emo
my life is just a black abyss... ya know..it’s so dark. And it’s suffocating me, grabbing a hold of me and tightening its grip, tighter than a pair of my little sisters jeans...which look great on me by the way.
When I get depressed I cut my wrist in every direction
Hearing songs about getting dumped gives me an erection
I write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses
I tell my friends I bleed black and cry during classes
I’m just a bad, cheap imitation of goth
You can read me “Catcher in the Rye” and watch me jack off
I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life
If I said that I like girls I’d only be half right
I look like I’m dead and dress like a homo
I must be emo
Screw xbox I play old school Nintendo
I must be emo
I like to whine and hate my parentals
I must be emo
Me and my friends all look like clones
I must be emo
My parents don’t get me ya know
They think I’m gay just because they saw me kiss a guy… well, a couple guys …but still, I mean it’s the 2000’s, can’t two…or 4 dudes make out with each other without being gay
I mean, chicks dig that kinda thing anyways
I don’t know diary, sometimes I think you are the only one that gets me…you’re my best friend
I feel like tacos
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Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 10:58 pm
lol that is a great song... but for some reason I have seen a lot of 'emo' kids that like it ^^;; But it is very amusing.
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:23 am
haha i saw the video before, too and it was so funny!
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:03 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:19 pm
My friend and I heard that song long ago.
Still an awesome song.
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 9:22 pm
It is a pretty funny song.
Shame that most emos take it as a complimet xp
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Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 3:14 am
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Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 2:01 pm
Well, I didn't think of posting it because so many other people have seen it, Emos and Anti-Emos alike. I just thought it was old.. but if other people here want to bring it up, that's just fine biggrin
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Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 2:14 pm
It's like a year old, lol, but yeah it's still funny. I have the video somewhere if you guys want to see it XD
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:14 am
I love that song - me and my friends always sing it when emos are around
and go "you've been tangoed" to orange bams.
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 1:17 pm
I personally prefer the song "******** Emo", by Cheap Sex. =P
'Dear diary, my life is a complete fiasco.
The dashboard show is this weekend and I can't even fit
into my little sister's jeans anymore. My dad grounded
me cause he caught me in my mom's makeup again. He's
such a nazi. I wish i could just run away to somewhere
where people could understand me. I make out with one
guy at a show and I'm gay? Hello, it's the new millennium.
Ever heard of experimentation? I tried to cut my wrist
yesterday but some of the blood got on my pants, and I totally
freaked. Needless to say, they're ruined.'
For the past few years we've seen you around
pretentious art fags taking over my town
You're too mature to have any fun
Your trend in a year will be over and done
Your hair is in a bowl or any shape
You're acting like you're gay just to get laid
and a white belt holds up your pants
you're too mature to ******** ******** EMO!
we aren't dead
and in a year there will be none of you left.
'mmm, emo. you bet your sweet a** it's emo. ooh, doesn't it
just make you wanna cry?'
[repeat verse and chorus]
'anyway, my life is just a black abyss. I'm up to 98
pounds now and i don't know what to do. I don't know,
maybe i'll join the navy.
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 11:50 am
that song is socool yet soooooooo true
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:45 am
I saw that video and I died the first time I saw it xd It fits them so perfectly.. "I look like I'm dead and dress like a homo" rofl rofl
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 5:48 pm
I'm almost posative that its over a year old
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