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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 4:55 pm

HEY PEEETERSOOOOOON . . . . . I mean, LISTER FANS!

Dont see me as a leader of this section just more of a facilitator (ends Rimmer mode)

Hey there Lister fans! im pleased to be running this little section of the guild reserved for the fans of our lager chugging, curry loving, Rimmer bullying space bum!

So here I am hey guys n gals! I spose I better introduce myself, my names Andy and im a 17 year old guy chillin in Manchester, England *waves*

Im obsessed with Lister/Craig and have been for a long time to the point that I think hes actually scared of me now whee anyway my favorite episode is legion and my favourite series is 5, such good plots!

Im rather scary with my knowledge of Lister so will probably be able to answer your questions on him and situations about him.

Everyones welcome to relax and have a good time here! just dont make a mess, kryten is busy in the other fan thread
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 5:03 pm

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Get the info on your slobby friend here biggrin

Name: David Lister
Occupation: Third Technician on the Jupiter mining ship Red Dwarf
Race: Human (barely)
Born: Unknown (found under a pool table in a box)
Favourite food: Curry (chicken vindaloo)
Favourite drink: Beer (leopard lager)
Best Friend: The Cat/Peterson
Favourite Music: Rastabilly Skank
Favourite Book: The only book he has read is the cat book about a boy called jack who had a ball, a big ball, a big red ball
Favourite Film: It’s a wonderfull life
Favourite Tv show: Zero G kickboxing
Ambition: To get back to Earth, To have a relationship with Christine Kochanski and to get a curry
His maijour ambition in life was to a farm on fiji Where he Kochanski and frankenstien would keep a cow and a sheep, and breed horses. This got ruined when he was put into stasis and Christine Kochanski was turned to a tasty white powder although he changed afew parts of this plan and still seeks out fiji wherever it is!

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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 5:06 pm

Listers check list
Find out some of the things lister has done in his life and if you have an item that would be good to be here please post it on the topic or pm me it i will be truly gratefull!

1.Has eaten a bit of his best mate peterson (The end)

2.Has played pool with planets (White hole)

3.Has had his apendix out twice (1st time unkown) (legion)

4.Has snogged rimmer (Blue)

5.Has given birth to twins (future echoes)

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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 5:07 pm

Become a member and get this this free um...... *looks about* ah..... C for Cryten key ring!

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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 5:08 pm

Rules.... Just dont do anything lister wouldnt do. rolleyes I might as well as just said there are no rules

Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 3:03 am

Wasn't his ambition also to have a farm on Fiji?

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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 3:49 pm

Lister is definitely a great guy. He isn't as stuck up as Rimmer is and I love his Irish accent. It is Irish, isn't it?

How in the world can Rimmer have more fans than Lister does? Come on! You've gotta be kidding me! It can't be true! it can't.

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 7:08 pm

Sernin

Lister is definitely a great guy. He isn't as stuck up as Rimmer is and I love his Irish accent. It is Irish, isn't it?

How in the world can Rimmer have more fans than Lister does? Come on! You've gotta be kidding me! It can't be true! it can't.

I'm almost 99.9% certain it is not Irish. Similar, yes, but not Irish. I can't be sure of the exact term for it, though, since I'm not British.

And hey! I resemble that remark! xd

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Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 12:32 pm

Keldan

Sernin

Lister is definitely a great guy. He isn't as stuck up as Rimmer is and I love his Irish accent. It is Irish, isn't it?

How in the world can Rimmer have more fans than Lister does? Come on! You've gotta be kidding me! It can't be true! it can't.

I'm almost 99.9% certain it is not Irish. Similar, yes, but not Irish. I can't be sure of the exact term for it, though, since I'm not British.

And hey! I resemble that remark! xd

hes from liverpool smile and so speaks with (cencored due to complete dumnness on the writers part) (although you can read it as it has been quoted a bit further down)

Thanks for turning up lister fans! i have been waiting for you biggrin

Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 9:07 am

A round of vindaloo for all Lister fans, my treat since I'm new.

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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 9:45 am

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Keldan

Sernin

Lister is definitely a great guy. He isn't as stuck up as Rimmer is and I love his Irish accent. It is Irish, isn't it?

How in the world can Rimmer have more fans than Lister does? Come on! You've gotta be kidding me! It can't be true! it can't.

I'm almost 99.9% certain it is not Irish. Similar, yes, but not Irish. I can't be sure of the exact term for it, though, since I'm not British.

And hey! I resemble that remark! xd

hes from liverpool smile and so speaks with a sort of brummie accent (that may not be spelt right)

Thanks for turning up lister fans! i have been waiting for you biggrin

I get the feeling that you guys aren't from the UK... smile

Lister's from Liverpool (which is in the north of England, whilst Birmingham is all the way away in the midlands), and he speaks with a Liverpool accent. The slang term for that is a "scouse" accent.

Emmilyn

Wasn't his ambition also to have a farm on Fiji?

Yes. Where he and Kochanski would keep a cow and a sheep, and breed horses. smile

Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 7:11 am

No, I'm not from the UK. I simply couldn't remember what "type" of accent he had. 3nodding Well, has, since he's not dead yet. xd

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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 8:33 am

I think the episode where he kissed Rimmer was called 'Blue'...One of my favourites, lol

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 2:09 pm

Emmilyn

Wasn't his ambition also to have a farm on Fiji?

Yes. Where he and Kochanski would keep a cow and a sheep, and breed horses. smile

iv changed my fiji bit to yours because it sounds much better smile

im actually from the uk but had no idea what the name was of the accent he had confused

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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:57 pm

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I think the episode where he kissed Rimmer was called 'Blue'...One of my favourites, lol

Yep, that's the one. Although my favourite Lister episode in general would probably be Tikka to Ride (I'm a history buff smile ).

Blue gets an honourable mention if only for that incredibly silly ending. smile

*has the MP3*

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