Friends, romans, countrymen, the-colonial-oppressed, lend me your eyes! Whilst I would love nothing more than to paint the ghastly beige recepticle that is my room (and yet a fair sight lovelier than any other I have ever accomodated) and hang parachutes from the walls, careful inspection of my room agreement renders these notions void. However.....
Here were my solutions/interpretations:
Slap victoriana on the spaces were the room condition report already listed tape marks-

Fill the void with Serenity/Firefly travel posters!:

Hang spray-painted-to-look-moldy-oldy tulle from windows:

And hopefully these need no further explanation:






Cheers! More to come soon pirate

