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 Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 10:39 am
 Scenario: The world is a plaything/pet to God, who is the youngest sibling in his family (older siblings being Zeus, Buddha, and other large divine entities people have worshipped in the past) the world, being a hand-me-down, has many things wrong with it. (evil, sin, plague, etc.) these are sicknesses. God has grown tired of the world in the past and neglected feeding, exercising, etc (ie: famine, obesity, drought, etc.) but now, the world is deathly ill. It's gotten to the point where they're going to have to put it down if it doesn't get any better. God worships his own divine entity (let's call him Lord.)
What kind of things would God say to Lord in a prayer for the world to get better?
ie: "I know i've neglected Earth in the past, Lord, but please forgive my irresponsibility. I promise to take Earth for regular plagues from now on to kill his sins, and i won't ever forget to feed him or bathe him once a millenia!"
ready? steady? GO!☼ ìn my sσƒt sεrvε drεαms... 
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Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:04 am
Buddha was a person, not a divine entity....
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Unfortunately I have no idea what God would say to Lord. sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:01 pm
Buddha isn't a-
Oh. Q got it first. <.<
I assume God would just smite everyone and start a new file of the Sims. Screw praying. talk2hand
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Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:17 pm
I was just listing things people worshiped.
:3
You're missing the point. The world is like a dog, a pet. Not a video game. Think of it.. kind of like a mix between a dog and an ant farm. Because he knows the people live there, he's trying to take care of the people, but the way he takes care of it is more like a dog. (flea bath=plagues, bath=the great flood, etc.)
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Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 1:07 pm
Dear Lord...if you make the world healthy again I promise I'll take better care of it and stop neglecting it. I will stop playing with matches near it and I will make sure to water it monthly. I will give it it's oil injections and make sure to put the oil in places besides its middle east. I will give it presents like gold and rare gems to show it I appreciate it and love it. I will stop petting it so hard that the land breaks. And I will make Nymphie it's queen. Thank you Lord. Amen.
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Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 5:24 pm
Dear Lord,
Plz send better antz for ant farm. These keep killing each other.
God
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