You guys have seen this before. This story will start out with a opening sentence then every poster will add 3 more words to continue the story. I'll update what everyone writes in here so the whole story is here for everyone to read. Anyone else with editing power is welcome to update it too.
(And discussion is fine in parentheses)...unless you guys want that to be in the story, which would make it more messed up and maybe funny. xp
story so far
And so the story begins. One day a little girl....met a man at the playground who danced about buck nekked with joy, but he tripped on Aine, who stabbed him with her p***s. As he screamed a lot of people pointed and laughed and a bomb went off and blew them all away. When they awoke in the netherworld they were greeted by the people of the local Starbux Cafe, when suddenly a cute evil bunny named Jorge pelted them with rocks that were actually armadillos with really large breasts.
Suddenly, they all sprouted bananas from her ears, which allowed them to explode, but suddenly a new challenger appeared named, Margarita Sandoval Escobar, who smelled like cucumber-melon hand lotion.
Hard Gay thrusted his hips forward at the speed of light, while he began to shout "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" at the top of his lungs. His shout scared all the sponges, whom then stuck together to form one huge girly pink katamari ball which ran over and squashed Hard Gay's Glasses. Mr. Rogers, Barney and the Teletubies walked by to tell everyone it was Howdy Doody time!
The Sniper then decided to have a spot of tea before destroying the entire world! Hard Gay got So pissed that his sunglasses were smashed that he pissed, literally, all over the bunnies that ate chocolate rabbits and s**t hard boiled eggs. The world was all aflutter with butterflies who had hatched from the Newsreporter's rotting bosom of doom, and ...
