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 Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:53 pm
I am an evil twin.
Of Roger, that is. I'm his identical twin. We were separated at birth, for unknown reasons. Don't ask why I don't look like him.
I plan on stealing the family fortune, which most of it goes to Roger, who is the heir. Because, apparently they didn't want a girl in charge. So, I'm planning on taking it for myself.
But... I'm the evil twin. There's no way I will succeed on my own. So, I am trying to get others to help. I have allies everywhere!
I hope that being evil doesn't impact your opinion of me. ^_^
((Heh. Inso, Roger, and I were talking in Slots, and we decided that we needed some kind of soap opera-ish type things to occur. So, after a discussion, we came up with this.
Just act soap opera-y in here. ^_^)
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:56 pm
Here's the inspiration for the whole thing:
Aine Chievious: Really? Huh.
`Aine Chievious: Hi Inso!
buzzkid24: I'm totally here guys.
Insomnesiac: Hi Aine, Roger and Buzz
buzzkid24: Except not REALLY since I'm watching MTV
`Aine Chievious: Can I stab you, Buzz? :O
buzzkid24: OH NOES
buzzkid24: I got disconnected
buzzkid24 leaves the chat.
`Aine Chievious: Oh yes!
`Aine Chievious: Dang, he left.
Insomnesiac: amazing, he knew he was getting disconected before it happened
`Aine Chievious: I had just remembered that I'd promise Nymphie to kill him.
`Aine Chievious: And then when I was about to
`Aine Chievious: He left. D:
Roger Silverwood: Oh hi
Insomnesiac: Fear?
Roger Silverwood: I was checking threads
`Aine Chievious: Possibly.
Insomnesiac: That caused him to disconnect
Insomnesiac: How are the threads doing Roger?
Roger Silverwood: His connection was scard
`Aine Chievious: He just doesn't want a katana in his gut.
Roger Silverwood: well, I think I just incited a soap opera
Roger Silverwood: wuss
Insomnesiac: how did a soap opera start
`Aine Chievious: Though, I remember I once stabbed him in Slots, and he seemed to find it kinky. O_o;;
Roger Silverwood: Buzz's thread in the IAM
Insomnesiac: Oh, that's not a soap opera till there are 3-4 soap opera like threads after it
Roger Silverwood: it's true
`Aine Chievious: Maybe we should start one, as well.
Roger Silverwood: but I'm hoping to incite one between FCR and me at least
`Aine Chievious: Or maybe not.
`Aine Chievious: Depends.
Insomnesiac: We should, anything to liven up the guild
Roger Silverwood: Hmmm...
`Aine Chievious: What kind of soap opera cliche should we do, though?
`Aine Chievious: Maybe someone has amnesia? XD
Roger Silverwood: We could revert back to something regarding the original family tree...
Roger Silverwood: or not
Roger Silverwood: I've decided I don't like that idea anymore
Insomnesiac: amnesia but knows that someone is their long lost sibling
Roger Silverwood: ooh
Insomnesiac: from totally different parents
Insomnesiac: and one of them has an evil twin
`Aine Chievious: Heh. That would be amusing. XD
`Aine Chievious: Can I be the evil twin?
Roger Silverwood: What if the evil twin didn't know they were the evil twin?
Insomnesiac: Sure, but who's unknown evil twin would you be
`Aine Chievious: Yeah. Maybe they have split personalities?
Roger Silverwood: You, Me, and Irene
Roger Silverwood: err, but with the right titel
`Aine Chievious: I don't know. Which SGer does my avatar look like?
Roger Silverwood: Can't brain today. Got the dumb.
`Aine Chievious: The most?
Insomnesiac: Triple personalities to be an original cliche
`Aine Chievious: Heh.
Insomnesiac: Oooh they can be evil twins that look nothing alike
`Aine Chievious: Hmmm... that would be interesting.
Insomnesiac: I wonder and am afraid to see what i would come up with if I was half a sleep and out of it
`Aine Chievious: Who should be the twins, though? I want to be the evil one, myself. XD
`Aine Chievious: Oh, and someone has to be pregnant.
Insomnesiac: To be really confusing you'd have to say that Roger was your unkown identical twin that looks nothing like you
Insomnesiac: because identical twins can't be different genders
`Aine Chievious: Oh, that might work.
`Aine Chievious: Roger, any ideas?
Insomnesiac: Buzz is pregnant because he ran away from you
Roger Silverwood: Uhh, no
`Aine Chievious: And... who's the father, me? XD
Insomnesiac: No on what since we said a bunch of different things? XD
Roger Silverwood: I don't have any good ideas
`Aine Chievious: I asked him if he had any ideas. XD
Insomnesiac: I got to save this on notepad
Roger Silverwood: My statement remains
`Aine Chievious: Should we make this into a thread or something? XD
Insomnesiac: We should... in the D
What else will happen in this amazingly confusing soap opera? D:
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:39 pm
Dear Aine, I would wish to assist you in your endeavous. If you were to wish I could help dispose of anyone who stands in your way, a simple request is all I need. I would like to be able to decide how though, since this is my art and expertise.
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:46 pm
Satius Dear Aine, I would wish to assist you in your endeavous. If you were to wish I could help dispose of anyone who stands in your way, a simple request is all I need. I would like to be able to decide how though, since this is my art and expertise. I would love your assistance. I will request you at any time. Though I would love to see my brother die by my hands, I could ask you to do it. I could also ask you to hurt anyone else. Though... how honed are your... skills? XD
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:51 pm
Where are the people of this town? Where's all the drama craving? In my day people liked their drama and twists and things that made sense while not making sense!
And since I'm the old lady in the town who's like an old socialite this post makes total sense.
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:57 pm
Insomamnesiac Where are the people of this town? Where's all the drama craving? In my day people liked their drama and twists and things that made sense while not making sense! And since I'm the old lady in the town who's like an old socialite this post makes total sense. They're all at their malls and parks. They don't realize the truth right in front of them. Typical, of the normal human being. They don't realize what's going to happen. Until it happens! Now, would you please stop drooling all over my notebook with evil plans? mad ((this is sort of fun. More people need to post, though. D: ))
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:59 pm
`Aine Chievious Satius Dear Aine, I would wish to assist you in your endeavous. If you were to wish I could help dispose of anyone who stands in your way, a simple request is all I need. I would like to be able to decide how though, since this is my art and expertise. I would love your assistance. I will request you at any time. Though I would love to see my brother die by my hands, I could ask you to do it. I could also ask you to hurt anyone else. Though... how honed are your... skills? XD
It is much more entertaining to use other methods and then to watch the police squirm, unable to find out the least bit about even just how it happened. They however are quite often messy and a tad time consuming to plan beforehand in comparison.
If you request my assistance, it would be preferred to have a little bit of forewarning or else evidence will surely be left behind.
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:05 pm
Mademoiselle, I do believe that is NOT the appropriate action to take. The Silverwood family, as you know, is held in high esteem by many, and doing anything to tarnish it's reputation is abhorrent.
Perhaps, though, if you could appear innocent, and use any event that involves the disposal of Sir Silverwood to... how shall I put this? To make it so that the plebeians and royals alike will look upon the family with compassion would benefit you doublefold.
I beg you to contemplate any actions involving Sir Silverwood for an extended period of time, for there is both much to be gained and lost, by your actions.
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:09 pm
Satius `Aine Chievious Satius Dear Aine, I would wish to assist you in your endeavous. If you were to wish I could help dispose of anyone who stands in your way, a simple request is all I need. I would like to be able to decide how though, since this is my art and expertise. I would love your assistance. I will request you at any time. Though I would love to see my brother die by my hands, I could ask you to do it. I could also ask you to hurt anyone else. Though... how honed are your... skills? XD
It is much more entertaining to use other methods and then to watch the police squirm, unable to find out the least bit about even just how it happened. They however are quite often messy and a tad time consuming to plan beforehand in comparison.
If you request my assistance, it would be preferred to have a little bit of forewarning or else evidence will surely be left behind.Okay. I will request your assistance when necessary. Most likely, however, I will have you dispose of Roger. If you do have to, be forewarned. I hear he has the latest brand of security system. It goes off very easily, and he could know your presence early on. It might have to take a while to unwire. Also... do I have to pay you? Sib- Dear sir, I'm being careful. I won't tarnish my family name, I promise. In fact... they won't know what happened at all. ;D
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:17 pm
`Aine Chievious Insomamnesiac Where are the people of this town? Where's all the drama craving? In my day people liked their drama and twists and things that made sense while not making sense! And since I'm the old lady in the town who's like an old socialite this post makes total sense. They're all at their malls and parks. They don't realize the truth right in front of them. Typical, of the normal human being. They don't realize what's going to happen. Until it happens! Now, would you please stop drooling all over my notebook with evil plans? mad ((this is sort of fun. More people need to post, though. D: )) How dare you imply that I would be so destitute as drool on anything? Do you know who I am? I can have you sent so far away to some backwater town that the only things that would be affected by your so called evil plans would be snow cones! You happen to be drooling over you're own plans, Miss Stabby. (More people need to post.)
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:21 pm
Insomnesiac `Aine Chievious Insomamnesiac Where are the people of this town? Where's all the drama craving? In my day people liked their drama and twists and things that made sense while not making sense! And since I'm the old lady in the town who's like an old socialite this post makes total sense. They're all at their malls and parks. They don't realize the truth right in front of them. Typical, of the normal human being. They don't realize what's going to happen. Until it happens! Now, would you please stop drooling all over my notebook with evil plans? mad ((this is sort of fun. More people need to post, though. D: )) How dare you imply that I would be so destitute as drool on anything? Do you know who I am? I can have you sent so far away to some backwater town that the only things that would be affected by your so called evil plans would be snow cones! You happen to be drooling over you're own plans, Miss Stabby. (More people need to post.) Really? Well... would you really do that? Hmmm...? I mean, you couldn't do something that horrible to a sweet little girl like me, would you? *innocent look* XD
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:24 pm
`Aine Chievious Okay. I will request your assistance when necessary. Most likely, however, I will have you dispose of Roger. If you do have to, be forewarned. I hear he has the latest brand of security system. It goes off very easily, and he could know your presence early on. It might have to take a while to unwire. Also... do I have to pay you?
The only payment I require is for the cost of supplies. Otherwise it costs no monetary value. Many of my clients do not wish to keep the disposed person's goods, and those goods then are often enough for me. The supply cost is neccesary because it ensures that I have the equipment needed without any worry.
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:30 pm
Satius `Aine Chievious Okay. I will request your assistance when necessary. Most likely, however, I will have you dispose of Roger. If you do have to, be forewarned. I hear he has the latest brand of security system. It goes off very easily, and he could know your presence early on. It might have to take a while to unwire. Also... do I have to pay you?
The only payment I require is for the cost of supplies. Otherwise it costs no monetary value. Many of my clients do not wish to keep the disposed person's goods, and those goods then are often enough for me. The supply cost is neccesary because it ensures that I have the equipment needed without any worry.I believe it to be of the SniperTech brand. Specifically, of the CK1023 model. It seems to be triggered by laser lights. Also, I will pay for supplies, as much as I can give you without hassle. XD
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:34 pm
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEY!
How could you. You're a big meanie poopie head! Roger must know! crying
*backs off towards the door*
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:38 pm
Holtemis AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEY! How could you. You're a big meanie poopie head! Roger must know! crying *backs off towards the door* YOU! How long have you been here?! Were you listening this whole time? scream
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