You Divorce Me WHY??

[BigK007]

I divorced him becasue he is an alien  

[Platinum Lyon]

I divorce him becasue he would not give up his secret agent lifestyle  

[Bunny Cups]

i divorced her because the robot kept making beeping noises at 2am  

[komietta]

I divorced her because she was SO freakin' jolly. wink mrgreen  

[Rogue Angel Kiara]

I divorced her because she kept divebombing me with the UFO  

[Bunny Cups]

I divorced her because her sparkling personality was just too bright and kept me up at night. xd  

[Camwen]

I divorced her because her gwee had bad breath.  

[Platinum Lyon]

I divorced her becuase she stole my coat!  

[BigK007]

I divorced her because she can't sing!  

[Rogue Angel Kiara]

I divorced him because I never should have been drunk in that Vegas wedding chapel in the first place. Better for everyone involved. (I'm surprised no one wrote this one till now.. o_O)  

[Bramwolf]

Those pixies are more than just 'friends' of hers. scream  

[Platinum Lyon]

She kept taking all my black clothes!  

[ErinsChaos]

She wouldn't let me pet her gwee  

[Platinum Lyon]

She kept pouring water on me!  

[Adam Mongoose]

She keeps running her space ship into mine....... biggrin