You Divorce Me WHY??

[ErinsChaos]

I divorced her cause she'd rather stare at the stars than me... *runs off in tears*  

[Pink Fregia]

I divorced her cuz she's so cold.  

[Officer Hot-Pants]

I divorced her because she was too busy staring off into space (literally) to spend any time with me.  

[The Scottish Knight]

I divorced him, because I don't do dude's. It's not my thing.  

[Pink Fregia]

I divorced him he's too slow.  

[The Scottish Knight]

SLOW>>> you havent been on my cycle yet!! I divorced her because ...well just because!  

[Pink Fregia]

I divorced him cuz of that stinking weed in his mouth.  

[The Scottish Knight]

I divorced her because she is a lush.  

[Pink Fregia]

I divorced Santa because he hangs out all night.  

[Tiika Firedancer]

I divorced her because she refuses to take that cape off and wash it... do you have any idea how much fur stinks?!  

[Fig Strudel]

I divorced her because she complains too much.  

[Scooterlou]

I divorced her because... she eats skulls. For breakfast. eek  

[Fig Strudel]

I divorced her because
she likes Prunnies instead of Grunnies.
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[The Scottish Knight]

I divorced her because.... Well why not in this age and time!!!  

[Lainauriel]

I divorced him because he is too wet.