You Divorce Me WHY??

[Alanna79]

I divorced her because too much of her attention was devoted to flowers!  

[ErinsChaos]

I divorced her because she didn't like my flower.  

[Ruronichan]

I divorced her to break the vicious chain of flower posts. xd  

[Sinning Fluff]

I divorce her because she has an irrational fear of running gags.  

[Platinum Lyon]

I divorced him becuase he is always running gags!  

[DarknTwisted Doller]

I divorced her because she was always running around and was never there.  

[Adam Mongoose]

I divorce her because she's always checking out women  

[Rogue Angel Kiara]

I divorced him because...... hmm, oh wait, memory loss... oh well, check the court's records. I'm sure my reason is there.  

[Camwen]

I divorced her because her outfit was so sparkly and bright it hurt my eyes to look directly at her.  

[Rogue Angel Kiara]

I divorced her because she hated my outfit. XD  

[DarknTwisted Doller]

I divorce her because her outfits are prettier then mine.  

[Bunny Cups]

I divorced her because that shadow spirit kept giving me weird looks. domokun  

[Nochdguir]

i divorced her cause she looks like a pumpkin  

[Platinum Lyon]

I divorced him because of the dust bunnies  

[Nochdguir]

I divorce her cause the dust bunnies tell me to....