Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[Aquamere]

she kept pulling on my wings  

[anonymous trickster]

she took my rose and began to pull all of the petals off  

[Aquamere]

she kept pushing the tiger  

[And Another Thing]

Her water sprite got in the way~  

[Aquamere]

the giant hand creeps me out  

[AtomicTaxidermy]

Her skin wasn't suitable for making my new curtains.
gonk

 

[rain the magician]

I get dizzy when i look at her face. emotion_dowant  

[AtomicTaxidermy]

Because I wasn't into her sadism during the naughty bedroom times.
You're just too much, woman.
eek

 

[Aquamere]

she kept trying to hypnotize me  

[meguyu]

She kept taking my halo off and touching my kitty ears

 

[FlightlessFae]

She kept trying to tell me that putting horse hair in the microwave won't give me a unicorn!!!
If that's not how you get a unicorn then what am I supposed to do????? Bury some ice cream in the backyard????? gonk  

[Aquamere]

she kept burning the house with candles  

[Liberta565]

She camouflaged when thins where white