Rent-a-card.

[xDita Von Teesex]

Jelai

Gorenza

Oh my now that is some pent up Alucard wishes.
My bet Jelai your not going to get any sleep tonight.
You will be tossing and turning thinking of more things you would love Alucard to do. Sorry to torment you with this thread. I hope at least you had fun with it.

You got that right. D:
I can't even sleep now because of my overactive imagination.
errgh.
I knew I should'nt have eaten snacks past 10pm. Dx

I also didn't get enough sleep last night too.


oh...
check my post.
I edited it.

I thought up of a slogan for Rent-a-card. XD

aye ai aye.


EDIT: I can't stop laughing either.

That's the beauty of my plan. I wont have to drive myself crazy thinking of what to do with Alucard and trying to fit it all into the rental time, I have centuries to spare smile  

[Gorenza]

To xDita Von Teesex: That is true.
I am sure you would have to kill the Hellsing Organization yourself well at least most of them for I doubt Alucard would do it for you. Yeah good times.

Jelai

EDIT: I can't stop laughing either.

Actually if you would like there was a post that was a off shoot of this one.
It was called something like how to sell Alucard or close to it.
It's been a while since I have seen it but people have written T.V Adds and slogans for this such a sale in that post. It's really quite silly.  

[Bloodkissed_Dreams]

Hmmm...if I could Rent-a-card, what wouldn't I do? biggrin Let me just say things would probably get a little messy ^^;  

[Ace of Death]

Bloodkissed_Dreams

Hmmm...if I could Rent-a-card, what wouldn't I do? biggrin Let me just say things would probably get a little messy ^^;

Yeah, I don't think Alucard would be vary careful painting or cooking. wink

Heh, I know what you mean. I can think of a few "messes" he could cause.  

[Bloodkissed_Dreams]

Ace of Death

Bloodkissed_Dreams

Hmmm...if I could Rent-a-card, what wouldn't I do? biggrin Let me just say things would probably get a little messy ^^;

Yeah, I don't think Alucard would be vary careful painting or cooking. wink

Heh, I know what you mean. I can think of a few "messes" he could cause.

The mental images of him in an apron are both funny and terrifying all at the same time LOL  

[Ace of Death]

Bloodkissed_Dreams

Ace of Death

Bloodkissed_Dreams

Hmmm...if I could Rent-a-card, what wouldn't I do? biggrin Let me just say things would probably get a little messy ^^;

Yeah, I don't think Alucard would be vary careful painting or cooking. wink

Heh, I know what you mean. I can think of a few "messes" he could cause.

The mental images of him in an apron are both funny and terrifying all at the same time LOL

I know. I think he could be terrifying even if he were wearing a dress - unlike Snape. wink Gets even funnier when you google novelty aprons. Dunno how Integra would feel about this one -> http://www.cookmatesouthwest.co.uk/modules/eCommerce/assets/6524742.jpg This one's pretty accurate, though!  

[Bloodkissed_Dreams]

Ace of Death

Bloodkissed_Dreams

Ace of Death

Bloodkissed_Dreams

Hmmm...if I could Rent-a-card, what wouldn't I do? biggrin Let me just say things would probably get a little messy ^^;

Yeah, I don't think Alucard would be vary careful painting or cooking. wink

Heh, I know what you mean. I can think of a few "messes" he could cause.

The mental images of him in an apron are both funny and terrifying all at the same time LOL

I know. I think he could be terrifying even if he were wearing a dress - unlike Snape. wink Gets even funnier when you google novelty aprons. Dunno how Integra would feel about this one -> http://www.cookmatesouthwest.co.uk/modules/eCommerce/assets/6524742.jpg This one's pretty accurate, though!

Ahahahaha DAT FIRST ONE. I think Integra would be all =_____________________________________= hahahahahaha. Oh those are rich indeed!  

[Aeronn]

Bloodkissed_Dreams

Ace of Death

Bloodkissed_Dreams

Hmmm...if I could Rent-a-card, what wouldn't I do? biggrin Let me just say things would probably get a little messy ^^;

Yeah, I don't think Alucard would be vary careful painting or cooking. wink

Heh, I know what you mean. I can think of a few "messes" he could cause.

The mental images of him in an apron are both funny and terrifying all at the same time LOL

I've seen that image....my friend had it as her profile pic for a while. It's pretty eye-melting, I'll see if I can find it...
Edit: here

I think I'd use him for transportation. I'm sure it would be fun to commute by bat.  

[Sir_Catherine]

You know, I don't believe I ever posted in this thread. No nifty, original ideas on what I'd do. I wonder if he could use his shadows to clear away all dust, mold and other built up household dirt? Make him deep clean my flat if so.

Oh, and ask him to keep me company on night walks. I love long walks, both night and day, but especially at night company is nice to have.  

[Scarletmaelstrom]

Heheheh...the things I would do should not be posted for the eyes of others. But they would of course include the shooting and torture of my downstairs neighbors that like to slam things around and scream and fist fight at 2-3 AM. With no regard for the fact that there are people living and trying to sleep just above their heads...