Possible spoiler. ninja Because I'm evil. But the real questions are: which kin is the spoiler? Which is the lie? Why am I really doing this? When is the event? Why isn't Hey Pirate Doge freaked out by the parrot on his head?
Well, I can answer one question: the event starts in early April. Exact date to be determined. (Mostly 'cause I need to check with Aleye first but, you know, excitement got the better of me.) I'll add it when we're sure.
edit: April 6th.