Superman -Sneaks nickel into red underwear. Whispers - my nickle now!! -Seeing batman and Robin down for the count.- NO not the belt! Now batman is just a sexy billionaire with amazing hand to hand combat.-Turns to Robin- No Robin his power level is to much for you! -Sees the ripped cape- No....This has gone to far now. NOBODY RIPS BOYWONDERS CAPE. EXCEPT ME!!! - Flys off and catches Alfred and batmobile. Lands in Alfred's way and stops the batmobile with one punch. Then picks up batmobile- I STOPPED HIM! -accidentally drops the batmobile
Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 10:31 pm
Batman: -Watches in horror as Superman destroys the Batmobile and drops it- -Eye twitch- Alfred: -Climbs out of Batmobile and runs back into the Batcave to get Batman's tea- Batman: -Runs up to Superman- You Son of A-
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The last few posts of this chapter are restricted due to the horrid language used by Batman... Sorry guys xD
Looks and sees Superman stick his nickle in his underwear-. My... My nickle - he then sees Superman fly over and save the-... Oh crap... He's mad.... -crawls away slowly-
Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 10:44 pm
CHAPTER TWO: Superman Banned from the BatCave.
Superman -sitting at home in the fortress twiddling his thumbs and sighing- Geez he did not have to ban me.-pouts. Then has flash back of the last thing batman said to me- YOU ARE BANNED FROM THE BATCAVE!! -Sighs loudly again as an echo of banned from the batcave rings through out the fortress.- Batcave....batcave..... batcave...Batman? Is that you?-Looks around for his lo...I mean best friend.-
Batman: ... I put a speaker in the Fortress -Talks over intercom- Banned Banned Banned....
Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 10:51 pm
Robin: Batman!! your Bubble Bath is ready!- say's from the top of the Batcave as it echo's through it. - and for the tw- oh is that the intercom for Superman's fortress!
Superman-crys to self in loneliness. Turns to where speaker, wipes away tears and gives puppy dog eyes- I will give back the nickle and fix the two holes in the roof. -pulls nickle out of underwear and holds it up.- I named her Carl.
Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 10:56 pm
Batman: Robin! Go get in the bath I'll be there soon! -Sighes- You still have to fix the Batmobile -Glares at mic- -Turns off and runs to Bath-
Robin: but... my nickle...- looks down and runs to the bath, now sitting it it, covered in bubbles singing, soft kitty-
Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 11:05 pm
Superman: -Runs over quickly smashing through the wall this time. Begins work on Batmobile. Wearing white tank top and tight jeans wink- I can do this! - Stares at car unsure of how to fix. Accidently rips off hood- 0.0 -looks around to see no one- I can't do this.... I got it!- grabs carboard and makes a bad drawing of batmobile and hides the broken one behind it- There no one will notice.
Batman: -gets to bath and smirks seeing Robin but suddenly hears ruccus coming from le garage- Superman? -quickly runs to garage to find cardboard batmobile there- -sighes and glares at superman- OUT!!! -points dramatically at hole in the wall-
Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2013 9:40 am
Robin: see's Batman come in the Bathroom, then a noise came from le garage. and gets out and wraps a towel around his waist and runs out to the Batcave and sees Superman.- Superman.. you did it this time... -sees hole in a roof- yep... did it this time..