Destroy a Wish

[hoodedangel66]

you do but then he needs a doctor and dies
i wish i could fly to the grocery store  

[raisedpassion]

you fly to the grocery store, go SPLAT on a windshield like a bug... which is ok cuz you didnt have any money to buy groceries anyways.

um.... I wish i was a paperweight.  

[hoodedangel66]

You become paper weight but then you got sat on by a two ton gorilla but you no die blaugh
I wish street thugs trying to steal my sh*t would get shot stressed  

[RudevaldPL]

hoodedangel66

You become paper weight but then you got sat on by a two ton gorilla but you no die blaugh
I wish street thugs trying to steal my sh*t would get shot stressed

Your Thug is getting headshot buth bullet misses brain - becouse he's lack of it



I wish for l-Kallisto-l cakes and cookies to be mine !  

[SLOWbro of misfortune]

the cake is a lie so you dont get one...and the cookies are made of oat meal > biggrin

i wish i had powers to control time and not be afected by it  

[lost and forgoton]

you get you first wish and control time but your second wish dosnt come true and time super speds and you age into dust

i wish i was sane  

[raisedpassion]

you become sane - and get kicked out of RAWR.

I wish I could jump out a 20 story window and not get hurt.  

[SLOWbro of misfortune]

you jump out of a 21 story window and break every bone in ur body

i wish i could control ice  

[raisedpassion]

you control ice, freezing everything you touch....

Even freezing the ones you love when you accidentally touch them too.

I wish I had X-ray vision  

[SLOWbro of misfortune]

you walk in to a tux shop and see some guys naked that mortafies you to a point you are scarred beond repare

i wish i regenerateing vitmin water! biggrin i can see nothing going wrong with that!  

[lost and forgoton]

you get a never ending supply but after 5 hours the water starts to turn into acid slowly destroying from the inside out
i wish i knew what to wish for  

[raisedpassion]

You wish that you knew what to wish for. Just then a wish comes to mind thats so perfect, so beautiful, your head explodes. Your body falls into the river and dies.

I wish I knew why nice guys always finish last.  

[OwO_RANDOMNESS_OwO]

raisedpassion

You wish that you knew what to wish for. Just then a wish comes to mind thats so perfect, so beautiful, your head explodes. Your body falls into the river and dies.

I wish I knew why nice guys always finish last.

you figure out why nice guys finish last but your head explodes due to lack of care

(i think the saying comes from the fact that nice guys almost always could win but then give it up so someother random kid can win for once)

I WISH TO MONKEY OVER LORD  

[hoodedangel66]

yo become monkey overlord then i kill you cause your a evil monkey

I wish i could dissapear and not be missed