Favorite Psych lines

[Sarakatneko]

High Noon-ish

Gus is trying to find a signal on his phone.

“Those things don’t work out here. We got no TVs, no radio, no refrigerators.” – Sheriff

"Sounds like prison, except they have all those things.” – Gus  

[Lavendar L.]

I love all the lines when Shawn tells Gus not to be something.
Example (I don't remember the episode):

"Gus, don't be this crevice in my arm"  

[uhDuke]

I forgot the episode..

Shawn: I'm kind of a slave to my visions. I'm a slave.


Funny huh?  

[x Rude Etiquette x]

I forgot which episode, it might've been the one where they got arrested. But Shawn says to Lassie
"You're so SEXY right now."
Cracked me up blaugh

 

[Lavendar L.]

x Rude Etiquette x

I forgot which episode, it might've been the one where they got arrested. But Shawn says to Lassie
"You're so SEXY right now."
Cracked me up blaugh

That was "Gus walks into a bank" and my favorite part of that episode was that qoute. And Gus hugged Shawn.  

[Androssei]

Shawn: The spirits tell me your little pants are on fire.
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Lassiter: I thought I told you no.
Shawn : But your eyes said yes.
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Lassiter: I need to get something off my chest.
Shawn : Is it your shirt? Please say no.
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Gus: Brazilian airport codes. How do you know that?
Shawn: I lived in an airport for a month, Gus.
Gus: That was Tom Hanks in The Terminal.
Shawn: Same difference.
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Gus: How much farther to this place?
Shawn: Fifty, sixty miles.
Gus: Sixty miles? And you didn't get me a donut?
Shawn: I did get you a donut. And then I ate it.
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Shawn: The real headquarters is in an underground icecave.
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>3  

[Smexi Chex Mix]

"My name is Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner Donut Wholstien."

"My name is Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner John Jacob Jingleme dramallama dramallama yer Schmidt. It used to be my name too, but I changed it because whenever I went out, the people would always shout."

When they're talking to the guy who's a serial killer...
Shawn- "This is my partner Burton Guster."
Gus- "NOW YOU USE MY REAL NAME!"

Shawn-"I love the name Sampson. It reminds me of something like (in squeaky voice) 'SAMPSON, the little orphan mouse who has to go on a journey to find his way back home to Wormangard!' (back in normal voice) It's like some name from the Bible, like they always have names like Ben-hur...
Gus-"Shawn have you ever read the Bible?"
Shawn- "Sure! There's Genesis, Exorcist, and Dooooooooo The Right Thing...."
Gus- "Mmmmhumm"

"I'm being chased by that pharaoh guy from stargate atlantis, and the blind black guy from star trek!"

Shawn-"His name is Deckland! I mean how ridiculous is that!!?!??"
Gus- "I don't see anything wrong with that..."
Shawn-"That's because your name is Burton!"
dramallama  

[Zarix the Heartstealer]

one in the very first episode:

Gus: "psych? as in gotcha? why don't you just call it "hey we're fooling you and the police department and hope we don't make a mistake and someone dies because of it"  

[Gabbineer]

Shawn: Good morning detectives, collecting money for the Policeman's ball?
Lassiter: We don't have balls.
Shawn: I honestly have no response to that.

~
Shawn: The chips say you're a cheater, cheater pumpkin eater!  

[Awesome ace is awesome]

Secs Hard 1 Slot

I forgot the episode..

Shawn: I'm kind of a slave to my visions. I'm a slave.


Funny huh?

i remember that
i think it was season 1 ep 2  

[Awesome ace is awesome]

found in more than one ep

somebody: I'm gonna throw every book i find at u
shawn: what if u find the bible