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Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 4:29 am
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Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 9:17 am
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Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 3:00 pm
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I remember that! Twas the first episode with Natalie, if I recall correctly.
Speaking of Natalie...
Julian Hodge: If you're going to rob me, you should bring a gun. Natalie: Pardon me? Julian Hodge: The blouse. It's a knock-off of one of my designs. Natalie: Oh. It is? I didn't know. Julian Hodge: Of course, that's not the real crime. The real crime is how you look in it. --------------------------------------------------- Natalie: (after Hodge insults her) He's the guy. Monk: Natalie, he's not even a suspect. Natalie: Damn!
Monk: We have a system! It's a good system. There's an old saying: Don't… change… anything... ever. Natalie: That's an old saying? Monk: I've been saying it for years.
[Monk is in bed and Natalie brings him some soup.] Monk: I see letters! Natalie: It's alphabet soup.
Poor Stottlemeyer, has to put up with Randy's crackpot theories. XD
Disher: What about liposuction? Stottlemeyer: What? Disher: Liposuction, yeah! He… he lipo'd himself down to like, uh… I don't know, like 400 pounds. Down the elevator, across town… killed the judge. Stottlemeyer: Well, how did he gain all the weight back? [Long pause.] Disher: Reverse liposuction. Though sometimes Monk's give him a headache as well. Capt. Stottlemeyer: Monk... are you sure? I mean, are you really sure? And don't give me any of that "ninety-five percent" crap. Monk: Captain, I am one hundred percent sure… that she probably killed him. Capt. Stottlemeyer: What does that mean? Monk: Ninety-five percent.
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 12:56 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 5:19 pm
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Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 8:38 am
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Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 10:09 pm
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Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 10:04 am
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