The Corrupt A Wish Game!

[Tenebros Everdusk]

Granted, but all your co-workers are asses.
(Been a while everybody!)

I wish I could be more charismatic with the opposite sex.  

[Matasoga]

Rhapsodius Darkreign

Granted, but all your co-workers are asses.
(Been a while everybody!)

I wish I could be more charismatic with the opposite sex.

Granted. Many women are drawn to you and eager to engage you sexually, but each of these particular women have highly dangerous STDs (which they hide) and insist that you don't use a condom.

I wish Rhapsodius would stick around for a while and at least enough life could be breathed into this place that I would have cause to check at least once a week.  

[Tenebros Everdusk]

Matasoga

I wish Rhapsodius would stick around for a while and at least enough life could be breathed into this place that I would have cause to check at least once a week.

(Didn't actually mean sexually. I'm too chicken for that unfortunately. And I'm quite fine with that. I actually meant easier to get along with.)

Granted. But Gaia's site crashes every few minutes.

I wish we had more holidays so I can have more breaks from work.  

[Nimessa]

Granted, now there is a new holiday once a month giving you a day off, but you have to work overtime solidly for a week before to get your workplace ready for each holiday.

I wish there was a shop nearer my house.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Granted, but the shop is a virtual shop close to your house on a virtual website.

I wish I had friends.  

[CooperXTR]

wish granted but the only friends you have are just adam sandlers.
I wish to have morgan freeman as my alarm clock  

[CooperXTR]

Shanderaa

I wish today wasn't the last day of my weekend.

Wish granted,every day will be Wednesday  

[CooperXTR]

Psst wish for something so I can ruin it!
I wish to know how magnets work  

[Princess Yumi Sakura-chan]

Granted, however, you realize the simplicity of magnetism and get bored playing with small magnets....

I wish I had more sugar! biggrin  

[Matasoga]

Princess Yumi Sakura-chan

Granted, however, you realize the simplicity of magnetism and get bored playing with small magnets....

I wish I had more sugar! biggrin

I wish... Oh the things that I wish... No.
Pass. Someone else pick it up from here, please.