Phoenixity
Zaneria
or
Dackery kinda like Daiquiri
*Spits out milkshake in laughter.*
God damn it. That was the last of my ice cream and Nutella.
I really think we need to do the guys dressing as girls part, though. It is a must.
Neon: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Wind Seeker Fashion Show! Introducing, my lovely assistant... PHOENIXITY!
Phoenixity: Thank you, Mr. Hargreaves. Though you're forgetting our agreement. YOU'RE the assistant.
Neon: Fine. I'll be your assistant. YOU can lead.
Neon pouts.Phoenixity: Going down the catwalk first... we have the stunning DANERIA HOLLOWS!
Neon: Standing at a modest 5'2", she's one kitty you don't want to cross. A trained assassin and quite the looker, wouldn't you say?
Phoenixity: Ahahaha... you're getting ahead of yourself.
Phoenixity nudges Neon's shoulder.Phoenixity: Up next on the stage, we have SVETLANA MOSCOW!
Neon: Standing at 5' flat,
he she is... I don't know. I can't do this. I quit.
Phoenixity: We'll be back right after a word from our sp-
Neon snaps his own neck.--TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES--Phoenixity: And we're back! This time, joining me is Mr. Azure!
Mr. Azure: Thank you, blah blah blah since nobody listens to Azure anyways.
