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I got a headache when I tried to even taste that stuff. Then I gave up and never touched that stuff again. They don't use that here really, you know. Even the American cakes, not just the frosting, seem to be more than sweet enough. xd

Then he shall be Lucy-bunny.

Yeah. Hehe. I know what you mean. At school normal people go to the religion classes, but because I have none, I had this "view on life" named subject, where you learned about different cultures and religions and such.

NO KIDDING? [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [Rainwood would make a great cop here] [<-- No, I'm not kidding.] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x]
Sometimes I do wonder if they count as "humans" at all.

...And sometimes it looks like that, too.

Well. He has wings, sure, but birds are not cute. So he should be a bunny instead. With fake bunny ears. Or something.
(Like, make him wear the bunny necomimis! xd )
I'm tired. Sorry.

Awww. Well here it's normal. We had morality at the life hippie lessons, too. I always remember those lessons.
"3 men are in a boat in the middle of an ocean. They have no food or water, and there's no one nearby to save them for now. One of them is sick and weak. So, the other one says to the third one that they should just kill and eat him. If you were the third guy, what would you do? What kind of moral problems are there? What would be the right thing to do?"
Aki (=me), the elementary school kid says in a serious, cold tone: " Someone should cut their arm or feet off or something. No one has to die, just stop the bleeding like smart people. Then they all can eat that body part, and survive for a little longer to see if someone would save them finally. : | "

"RELEASE THE REINDEER!" But you know, now you know that Rainwood has a chance to get a real job and everything!
Why of course. We're immune to all temperatures from hot to cold, all the animals are in our command, and even the Russians were scared shitless by us. Oh yeah. We also don't need such things as sunlight or food to survive, either. Blood (pancakes or sausage made of it) and alcohol will do the trick. Carrying women through obstacle courses and throwing cellphones as far as you can are legit, official sports that have tournaments and all. My previous teacher also introduced a new sport - there's too much snow on the school yard for soccer, so let's play American football. It doesn't matter that the snow reaches your hips or even higher, you are Finns after all. And thanks to him, your sports lessons were not be cancelled even if it was winter, the sun didn't rise at all, it was under -40 degrees and all that. Please enjoy.
THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAAA.

Yes. Angels are bunnies, and reapers are back-up dancers. Now you know the truth.

You don't cook it, silly. Just use your teeth. You can eat raw meat too, you know. It's not that nice at all of course, but you know, at least you stay alive.

He'd be an adorable cop. xd You can't deny that.
I TOLD YOU, DIDN'T I?! Maybe they are like... Mysterious, ancient robots or vampires or....

All right. I'm going to answer to the rp now. I broke my internet again. OTL

Hehehe. No. We were singing this cool japanese thing that included Thanatos, the Hades are and of course, reapers who were serving Thanatos. I had to be Thanatos. But during the instrumental parts, I started to wonder out loud why does Thanatos need all the reapers for? It's not like... He needs anything. And it's not like they are singing either. They are like... Doing nothing.
So then a wild idea appears. In the original song, the reapers are just dancing at the background. And that's when I realized that they really have no other function than that.
And I yelled "REAPERS ARE MY BACK GROUND DANCERS! HELL YEAH!" during the recording. xd

...I'm weird, but I haven't thrown up during the time that I have any memories of. I have no idea why.

I haven't seen polices outside the police office that much, so I don't know. Hmm... Maybe I should ask them? "Hey officer, what does these reindeer even... Do?"
Nein nein nein. In the ancient Finnish religion, humans were the sons of the bears. (Bears have a bit human-like footprints, and here they really looked more like human's prints in the snow if you compare it with other animals here.) Bears were actually the holiest animals there, too. (Bears and the damned elks were the holiest. Elks were the embodiments of the forest god, who used that form to stalk humans and just loiter around.)
But I am obviously not like that. I'm not.... Bear-like.
But according to the beliefs, it was not okay to call animals with their "real" name. The animals might hear you and take that as an invitation to "visit" your property. So, foxes, who were rather magical or at least highly annoying tricksters, were one of the animals that they avoided to call. Instead of saying "kettu" (fox), they rather tried to use words like "repo" (also a fox, but this is the not-official name) or "repolainen" or some other nickname like that. My friends, who gave me the nickname fox, said that I'm like those pesky foxes who troll people in the myths and fairy tales... And that's how I became Fox. xd

I kinda know what Sulien is doing, and he knows what I mean, since we have talked about this stuff a lot. That's why everything is... Confusing in the rp. Sorry. xd

I tried to watch a video, and it just took a turn to the worse. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENED. Maybe my internet wants to have a divorce or something.

//Aaand I'll disappear again. Good luck with Lucy.

Because we felt like it. emotion_yatta We just randomly start to sing things sometimes.... And Japanese is easier to sing than English anyways. (Finnish is pronounced just like Japanese. My name - Aki - is pronounced just like... Well, AKI in Japanese. Or AKIra. Or AKIyama.)

Aww... I always wondered why do people feel sick in vehicles. Like... HOW? I do feel sick and almost throw up because of other hings, but it never just... Succeeds. I'm too stubborn, I just refuse to throw up. Hehe. (I'm not normal, huh?)

Of course. There's like... 10+ names for "a bear". Such as "mesikämmen", which literally means "the one with honey hands". (There's also tons of words for different kinds of snow, etc.)
Hehe. Of course you didn't know. xd My friends also have animal nicknames quite often. The sick girl is Rabbit. (Because she's adorable and helpless.) There's also that Guinea Pig, and Ferret and Possum and Lynx and... Yeah. The animal names are just jokes, but they do tell something about their personalities too, I guess. Hehe.

NO. YOU MUST HELP THE USELESS SUN GOD. If Matt stays in a dark place, Ilios can't go there. He basically dies there after a short while. Well, Ilios doesn't DIE, he just goes into a coma and doesn't wake up until a ray of light reaches him. Which might take like thousands of years. That's what happened to him in the original story, btw. His life sucked so bad.

RAPED? gonk

Luuuucyyyyyy~~ ...I can't type today.

Nah. Not really. We sing just because we are feeling happy or bored. Sometimes someone tapes it for fun, or just in secret. And so on.

Awww... I heard that some people have it worse when they sit so that their back is facing the vehicle's front. Like. In buses, where you sometimes have to sit so that you are facing the other people in front of you. When they are facing forwards, they say that it's a bit better.

Hehe. English is fine, really. I just have to get used to the fact that there's words that I can't use in English. ...Simply because they don't exist. (I love this one world. "Thunder". In Finnish it's "ukkonen", which means the thunder god. So when you say that it thunders, you refer to the thunder god rampaging up there.)
I like wolves. They are fluffy. (And another Finnish lesson - when you say that you are screwed, you can say it literally as "a wolf will claim me". Go and figure what that means. And being annoyed is "being fox'ed." Hehe. U FOX'ED? ) Have you been in one of these safari zoos, where the animals are roaming around freely and you are sitting in your car and see them poke the car? I saw tons of wolves in one of those.

HE ALREADY DID, BTW. Technically he contacted the Minoan underworld. He left his stuff there a while ago when he had to save Matt last time. xd His mad ex-wife is the Mistress of Animals and the Underworld. (True story.) It was just a logical match, because Ilios has to visit that place a lot. Because he dies a lot. But now he's not actually in good terms with his ex, who's really hating Matt and still chasing Ilios, so he had to somehow get his stuff without consuming any energy on reincarnation, arguments and such. So he died without dying normally by using Rainwood as an anchor to this world. He kinda just reached to the afterlife, grabbed his stuff and came back.
(Sulien would get this. xd You just didn't know about the problems with the ex, who is even now after them both.)

B-but... How does.... J-rock.... Rape mein internetz.

I wonder what Lucy's lessons are like.

I've made a character named Lucifer before.


._.

He was the Devil's child. His father was the devil, and his mother was Eris.
He was also russian.