Welcome to Gaia! :: The Boardroom of E-vil (26 users) | Gaia Guilds

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:: The solid bronze doors swing open silently. Stretching out in front of you high rectangular chamber echoes with the sounds of murmured conversation and the crackling of burning logs. Tall French windows are set high in the angled ceiling, pouring light through the dust-filled air. Light pools on the hard wood floors, themselves richly upholstered with exquisite Persian rugs. The oak paneled walls glow warmly in the light. Throughout the chamber, high-backed leather chairs are clustered together in groups of four or five, with small tables nearby, each discreetly holding several of the more notable world newspapers and a tray of select and expensive drinks and hors d'oeuvres.

Along the east wall, ornately etched glass windows look out onto a sprawling garden, well-tended, lush and green, with a grand lawn for any occasion. Two gigantic fireplaces dominate the west wall, each wide and tall enough for a full-grown man to walk into and lie down in. They are both kept lit year round, and at night accentuate the low light of the chandeliers hanging above the chamber.

At the far north end, a gold-worked marble wall partitions the boardroom off from the rest. Set into the east wall here is a well-stocked minibar, always open. Dominating the center is a long ebony table, whose finish is so dark that it seems to trap the light of the gold candelabras that surmount it at intervals. Around it are numerous high-backed black leather chairs, adjusted for perfect swiveling. This is where the BoE do their most severe plotting. ::

We are... The Boardroom of E-vil!
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St. Judas' Acadamy - Understudy to the Boardroom of E-vil is where you need to go!
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Assassination ( ninja ) - Price Range: 1,000-4,750
Blackmailing - Price: 3,500
Dark Army Training - Price Per Day: 500
Espionage - Price: 2,000
Kicking Things - Price: 50
Maniacal Laughter ( lol ) - Sale!: 100
Senseless Violence ( scream ) - Price: 500
Spontanious Unruly Mob Formation - 250 Per Head
Stabbings - Price: 500
World Domination ( twisted ) - No charge with purchase of e-vil plan.
...and much much more!

Inquire about our low group rates! Discounts for Villains.
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E-vil Plan Creation - Creative juices simply not flowing for you? We'll create a custom e-vil plan for you, if you're after the world, or just your city block!

E-vil Plan Check - Not too sure if the ol' moon-based deathray is going to do the trick? Flying monkeys just don't seem to be enough? We can go over your e-vil plan and give pointers on how to make your genius plan fool-proof. We know what works and what doesn't! Years of experience.

E-vil Style Consulting - What to wear? Red with the black lace? Classic opera coat? Insane grin? The BoE prides itself on being suave, almost to the point of insanity. We'll create a custom look that is sure to inspire awe and terror at any casual meeting or business function!

Casual Advertisement - Want to get your exploits known? For mere pennies, you can have the rumours of your dark nefariousness spread far and wide by way of casual mention.



We won't even bother to ask if you really did it! Boosts your public image a treat!
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<center>Mr. Legion - Founder
Jadeelf - Senior Member
Rivkeh - Senior Member
Mystrunner - Senior Member
Skullock - Senior Member
Hallainzil- Senior Member
Zatokun
Gasseous
Madoka
Authrom
Animus
Sessuriyu
SelenaMeeka
Chronos The Mighty
Rayne Phaelon
HobbitAngel
Vyusher
Dimthonion
Oracle Terakado
Rip Van Winkle
Lo Paranoide
Hero
Zeke
Caelan
Jiroo Chan 007
Salieri
Luciia
Calli
deadspatula
Sojuku - Inactive
Pokarin
Tsume Lee</center>
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New! Improved! Spontanious! Combustable! Carp! All of these words can be said while looking at the new BoE banners! You'll find them and the proper way to hyperlink them here. For Member use only! If you're caught using one, and you're not a member, we'll tear off your head and to terrible things down the hole! In this case, we will do evil things, not e-vil, but evil. And evil is much more bloody when it comes to violence. smile

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