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This guild is formed to assist full time Zurgs with their existence on the 3rd Rock from the sun & in the world of Gaia.

Joo must be a full time Zurg to be & remain a member of this guild.
If at anytime joo revert to being any form other than a Zurg, joo will be removed from the guild.

We will have private events for members only. We may include outside events & contests in the future. Joo must be a contributing member of this guild to participate in the events & giveaways. We have made it easy to post in the games forum & in other threads. If joo are not posting at least 3-5 times a week, joo will be sent a warning letter. If joo do not respond & remain active after receiving joor warning, joo may be removed at any time without further notice. No exceptions will be made.

All member entry fees will go to make the guild better by adding sub-forums as needed. There is no way for anyone in the guild to access these funds for any other purpose, as in donating it to help guild members or item donations for contest prizes, so if joo wish to donate for any other reason than creating new sub-forums it will have to be done through the guild mewl. Zee Mewl has her own thread, go there to start a trade with any donations.

More will be added & rules will be engraved in granite.
Follow the T.O.S. at all times.
Play nice.
Make friends.
Help each other.
Be an active member or joo will be removed.

I want to make this perfectly clear. The Drama Llama is not a member of this guild. AnyZurg that causes or perpetuates drama will be removed from this guild, no questions asked. This is to be a peaceful & fun place at all times.

We are a new guild, as joo all know. This guild was not created to be in competition with any other guild, to "spy" on any other guild, to be at "war" with any other guild or to emulate any other guild. We are original, peaceful & it will remain that way as long as this guild exists. This is meant to be & will be, a fun guild. A place to make friends, enter fun contests, be joorself, be creative & hang out with other Zurgs.



Joor Guild Forum Guide

~~Introduce Joorself Here~~
The place to tell everyZurg a bit about joo.


~~Mewl Thread~~
The link to the guild mule,
for donations
other than those
joo want to be used for
making sub-forums,
as in prizes
for contests
& that sort of thing.
Also includes the list of
all donations received.


~~The Alien Atrium~~
A place to hang out & relax


~~The Probe Perspective~~
The place to express joor self about daily life
& it's complicationz.


~~ Nooner'z nest 3 ~~
The place to post joor screeniez & funny pix, cartoonz
& such about alien life formz.


~~ Glitchy'z Garden ~~
The place to post joor drawingz, poetry, short storiez
& let joor creative side show.


~~ Zurg Questing Headquarters ~~
The ONLY place too post joor quests.



~~ Suggestions & Ideas ~~
The place to let everyZurg know what joo think about the guild
& any suggestions for improvements joo may have.


~~ The Pink Elephant Trading Post ~~
The place too trade with other members
or sell joor things that joo don't want anymore.


~~ Free To Good Zurg Home ~~
This is the forum to use when joo would like to
place something up for
"adoption"/donation/free
to any U.F.O. member.


~~ U.F.O. Monthly Letter Contest ~~
Just what the title sez! =)


~~ Important Dates!!! ~~
Dates for upcoming meetings and invasions!


~~The Most Awesome Gaia Places~~
This is the place to post links joo think are Zurg worthy.


~~ U.F.O. Phashion Phront ~~
Is it Zurg worthy? Ideas about Zurgwear.
The place to post all of joor ideas about what the
phashionable Zurg should be wearing.